This Is How I Talk

After getting caught imitating his boss (Leslie Jones), a new employee (Louis C.K.) must play off the impression as his real talking voice in order to not get fired. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/15/this-is-how-i-talk.phtml This Is How I Talk Jay Pharoah Venessa Bayer Donald… Louis C.K. Brenda… Leslie Jones Aidy Bryant Kate McKinnon [Starts with Sprint phone shop] Jay: So, that’s pretty much how the job works, Donald. Welcome aboard. Venessa: When you’re here at Sprint, you’re a framily. Donald: Well, thanks again. Like I said, I really need this job. I haven’t worked for a long time and I don’t want to blow another opportunity. Jay: Well, if you care about keeping this job, word of advice, don’t piss off Brenda. Brenda: Oh, I’m sorry. Am I running the charity here? Coz the last time I checked, I’m paying your asses to work. Okay? Which means your asses better be working or else, you’re done! Jay: Yes, ma’am! [Brenda leaves] [Cut to Donald] Donald: I’m guessing that’s Brenda. Wow, is that how she really talks? [Brenda comes back] [mocking Brenda] I’m paying your asses to work. Which means your asses better be working.[Cut to Jay and Venessa. Venessa is warning Donald about Brenda.] Venessa: Okay, dude. Don’t! Brenda: Excuse me? I’m sorry. [Cut to Donald and Brenda] Is that how you think I talk? Is that your little impression of me? [Donald looks around] Donald: [trying speak like Brenda as if he speaks like that all the time.] Why you fronting on me? I ain’t talking like you. I’m talking like my damn self! [audience laughing] And your ass better back up coz otherwise you’re gonna be clowned on this fellow, umm! Brenda: So, you’re saying this is how you actually talk? Donald: I’m talking like my mama taught me to talk. And if you clowning on my mom then you’s about to get bounced! Brenda: Okay. If that’s how you really talk then we ain’t got a problem. Donald: Um-hmm. Well, okay then. [snaps] [Brenda leaves] [Cut to Jay and Venessa] Jay: Dude, what the hell was that? [Cut to Donald] Donald: [speaking normally] I don’t know. I just got caught and I panicked. [Cut to Jay and Venessa] Venessa: What are you gonna do now? [Cut to everybody] Donald: I mean I need this job. [Brenda walks behind Donald] I just gonna have to stay this way. Jay: Like, forever? Donald: [Donald starts acting again] Like, I was saying. Who you think you is? Angela bastard! I ain’t tryna’ front on no chicken hog. [looking at Brenda] Oh, damn, Brenda! Where did you get those nails did. They on fleek![Brenda walks away quietly] That was close. I don’t know how long I can keep this up. [Cut to Sprint- One Year Later] [Cut to Donald and a customer] Aidy: So, basically I can’t text outdoors, which seems pretty bad. ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.