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What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version.0:00 - Introduction 1:14 - Troll-In-Exile 4:47 - What Is Happening? 11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Get Rekt, China 20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth 23:17 - Weather 23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty 24:29 - Dumpster Diving 25:42 - Breaking Bridget 29:50 - Phetasy News 31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth! - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe