EPISODE · Oct 24, 2026 · 1H 2M
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things!
from Professionally Offended · host Jayson Myers
Episode 4: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Apparently, winning is offensive, parenting has become a competitive sport, Snapchat is a digital strip club, and common sense is still missing in action. This week on Professionally Offended, we’re taking on the absolute circus of modern society. From a football coach getting fired for winning too much and parents ruining youth sports, to my unfortunate introduction to the wild world of Snapchat and OnlyFans. We’re also taking a trip down memory lane to a time when kids did incredibly stupid shit without documenting it on social media, diving into a Reddit revenge story involving cheating and a pretty satisfying dose of karma, and getting real about fake friends, backstabbers, and the people who smile in your face while talking shit behind your back. It’s childhood stupidity, modern-day insanity, questionable decisions, uncomfortable truths, and plenty of laughs along the way. Some people might get offended. Good. You’re listening to the right podcast. Professionally Offended Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, Amazon Music, iHeartRadio, and wherever you get your podcasts. Like what you hear? Follow, rate, review, and share. Let’s keep this beautifully dysfunctional thing growing! Redfinn Custom Woodworking Minnesota-made custom woodworking, furniture, awards & unique creations. Built to last. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. PROFESSIONALLY OFFENDED Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. Follow Professionally Offended: Instagram: @ProOffended TikTok: @ProOffended YouTube: @ProOffended Email: [email protected] New episodes weekly. Subscribe, follow, and prepare to be offended.
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Episode 4: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Apparently, winning is offensive, parenting has become a competitive sport, Snapchat is a digital strip club, and common sense is still missing in action. This week on Professionally Offended, we’re taking on the absolute circus of modern society. From a football coach getting fired for winning too much and parents ruining youth sports, to my unfortunate introduction to the wild world of Snapchat and OnlyFans. We’re also taking a trip down memo...
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