This Shambling Corpse of a Rollercoaster: Amusement Park Disasters Part 2

This week, Brianne offers a charcuterie board of amusement park accidents, a wholesome dad saves the day, we clarify that water is wet, teenage lifeguards have too much work ethic, Hagrid's Care of Magical Creatures class gets out of control, redneck dads lose their hog wild budgets, Melanie loves sandblasters, and we try to buy a rollercoaster on eBay.SHOW NOTESContent warnings:Heights/falling, vague mention of drowning, non-fatal electrocution in water, bees, life-threatening language barriers, heart attack, loss of spouse, loss of parent, vague discussion of hurricanes, rollercoaster derailmentLinks:Bee invasion forces closure of Universal’s Hagrid coasterCrowd catches Delaware teen falling from Six Flags rideDaytona Beach roller coaster that derailed reportedly had a spotty maintenance record‘Excessive speed’ blamed for Daytona roller coaster accidentGirl's actions caused her to fall from Six Flags ride, police sayHe died after thrill ride; his family blames English-only signsLandowner seeks eviction of Daytona Beach roller coaster that derailedLawsuit filed over electric shocks at Volcano Bay, Universal says guest at faultLawsuit Says Florida Theme Park Should Put Warning Signs in SpanishLawsuit: Universal Orlando negligent in visitor's death for warning signs only in EnglishMoment teen falls from Six Flags' Sky Ride captured in videoPolice: Girl’s Own Actions Caused Her to Fall From Six Flags RideThe long, dark history of the now infamous Daytona Beach roller coasterUniversal faces lawsuit over English-only signs after man diesUniversal Orlando breathes sigh of relief after Volcano Bay electric shock incidentUniversal Orlando Volcano Bay issues statement regarding electric shocks in some areas of the water parkUniversal Orlando won't be cited for electric shocks at Volcano Bay water parkUniversal’s Volcano Bay electrical shock happened because of construction errors, OSHA findsVideo shows man catching teen falling from Six Flags ride: ‘It’s OK to let go’Woman Sues Universal Over Volcano Bay "Electrocution"