This Was Not A Good Idea

LYRICS: [Verse 1] I went to 4chan for relationship advice Sad to report that my left hand is my new wife. I brought my cat to the PETA meeting Turns out they're no fans of the way I'm eating [Chorus] I told my boss that he is lame, An MMO is my first game, And I'm starting to think that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. I leaked my home address online, I don't read contracts that I sign, And it's becoming clear that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. [Verse 2] I sent my daughter to the "free candy" van The "candy" was stuck to a creepy old man. I'm in the middle of vacation planning now to Kabul, to Antarctica, then sightseeing in Slough! [Chorus] I told my boss that he is lame, An MMO is my first game, And I'm starting to think that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. I leaked my home address online, I don't read contracts that I sign, And it's becoming clear that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. [Bridge] I sent my money to my new foreign friend Who promised me a fortune and a piece of his land. His email seemed legit - I mean he IS royalty. I thought a prince from Nigeria wouldn't lie to me... [Pre Chorus] How do I never learn, man, how? I really hated it in Slough And all I can think now is THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. [Chorus] I told my boss that he is lame, An MMO is my first game, And I'm starting to think that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. I leaked my home address online, I don't read contracts that I sign, And it's becoming clear that THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA. THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA! --- This song was made within 2 hours at a music jam at Jonas Tyroller's Discord server and later extended. I hope you enjoy it and don't take it too seriously. I certainly had a lot of fun making this song and I hope it's just as fun to listen to :)