This Was Not on the Adulting Syllabus

Adulting is… aggressive.In this Spiral, Sarah and Wendy spiral through the chaos of grown-up life — the responsibilities no one warned us about, the tasks that never end, and the very real need for a personal assistant to manage it all.Between sips, they dream up adult continuing education (because why were we never taught budgeting, conflict resolution, or basic home maintenance?) and reminisce on the only tests that actually mattered (shoutout to driver’s ed cones for sticking around).Grab your sip and settle in — this one’s for anyone who’s ever said, “I did not sign up for this part of adulthood.”