🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 1: Chapter 1: Biscuit’s Moonlit Hunt

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 1: Chapter 1: Biscuit’s Moonlit HuntOn a cold new-moon night, Biscuit, a clever little dog, follows her nose into the backyard shadows and discovers exactly the sort of trouble respectable people pretend they do not have living in their shrubbery.Two foul-mouthed brownies, one sunflower seed bucket, one terrifyingly ancient brother, and a promise of stories later… dinner is served, vows are made, and absolutely no one is prepared for what comes out of Snooker’s mouth next.In This Episode (Spoiler-Free):A very good dog with very specific professional interestsTwo tiny criminals fresh from a mockingbird’s nestThe sacred fairy-tale law that storytellers must be fedChicken and dumplings, peach cobbler, and homemade teriyaki beef jerkyA brother whose eyes briefly suggest everyone should reconsider their toneThe beginning of a very strange storytelling arrangement ⚠️ Content Advisory:Contains mild fairy-tale peril, comic threats, magical intimidation, captured mischievous creatures, food bargaining, sibling banter, naughty brownies, bird-nest theft, and one emotionally significant dachshund doing her absolute best. 🎧 Listen Wherever You Get Your Podcasts:Spotify • Apple • YouTube • and beyond✨ And if you want more of my audio stories, you can also listen to Sadie Cohen: Bounty Hunter and https://gloryfink.substack.com/s/sadie-cohen-bounty-hunter Boarding School Murder Mystery https://gloryfink.substack.com/s/boarding-school-murder-mystery The Trouble with Angelshttps://gloryfink.substack.com/s/the-trouble-with-angels 📬 Subscribe for the paperwork (and the story):Chapters, audio updates, and assorted cosmic memos arrive via inbox. Compliance is optional, but encouraged.👉 https://gloryfink.substack.com/ 💛 Help This Story Keep Finding Its People:❤️ Tap the heart button — engagement is magic 💬 Leave a comment — what would you feed two brownies who promised to tell stories in exchange for dinner?💛 Become a Financial Booster (Bob keeps receipts)Paid subs and tips directly fund writing time, audio production, and whatever fresh nonsense the fair folk approve of next.☕ You can become a financial booster by becoming a paid subscriber to our Substack or you can Toss a few coins in our coffee fund on  → Ko-fi | Venmo | CashAppYour support keeps indie storytelling caffeinated, chaotic, and just magical enough.CreditsWritten & Read by Glory FinkSound Engineering by Tom FinkOriginal Story Series: Gloryous Magazine on SubstackTheme Music: FairyTale Waltz — Kevin MacLeodAdditional Music: Hopeless — Jimena ContrerasAdditional Music: I’ll Remember You — Jeremy BlakeAdditional Music: No.2 Remembering Her — Esther Abrami✨ Read/Listen If You LoveWillow-inspired brownie chaosFolklore creatures with no manners and excellent survival instinctsCozy fantasy with teethDogs who know exactly where the plot is hidingFairy-tale narrators with a winkTiny people making enormous problems (and solving them)Stories within storiesMagical households, ancient siblings, and snack-based diplomacyTerry Pratchett-adjacent mischiefDiana Wynne Jones-style enchantmentThe Borrowers, but more feralThe Princess Bride energy, if the tiny side characters stole from birds first 📬 Subscribe for the paperwork (and the story)Chapters, audio updates, and assorted fairy tale nonsense arrive via inbox. Subscription is optional, but encouraged.👉 https://gloryfink.substack.com/s/those-dmn-brownies✅ New here? Start at the beginningSeason 1, Episode 1 (Chapter 1): Biscuit’s Moonlit Hunthttps://gloryfink.substack.com/p/those-dmn-brownies-biscuits-moonlit ☕ Coffee Bunny Crafter’s Café (cozy chaos + BTS):👉 https://coffeebunny.substack.com?utm_source=substack&utm_campaign=publication_embed&utm_medium=webFind me, Glory Fink as @Glory Writes The Blues, on social media: 🌤️ BlueSky 📸 Instagram 📹 YouTube 🎮 Twitch📘 Facebook 🎵 TikTok @  ThreadsUntil Next Time…Keep a light in the window, a story on your tongue, and a snack tucked away in case the fair folk come calling.  Get full access to Gloryous Magazine at gloryfink.substack.com/subscribe