Three Days of Darkness

It seems like everywhere you turn,  AI Chatbots are taking over the world. And maybe even WTF? It seems that  religious leaders are starting to use AAI to write their sermons, which could be  a problem because how in the name of G-d could an AI Chabot explain the Plague  of Darkness which has Dave in a dither this week? The Conservative media world seems to be lost in a dispute over $20Million. Either that or the people involved are  just... well... stupid. Shrinkage has now been confirmed  by science, while Shakira caught her cheating ex with some amazing detective work. And in Cincinnati, you'll have to choose which Mass to attend based on the position of the Priest...  Beware the Darkness!