Three Lies You Keep Telling Yourself

Welcome to The Dysfunctional Eight series kickoff—where we drag your executive dysfunction one dumpster fire at a time. In this episode, we’re lighting up your lies: “I work well under pressure,” “I’ll cross that bridge when I get there,” and everyone’s favorite, “I’m just vibing.” No, you’re disorganized. And today, we’re calling out your chaotic Post-It graveyard, unread planners, and that fantasy self with flawless handwriting and zero follow-through. It's time for structure, systems, and salty truth.