Throw the Book Podcast - Clifford teh Big Red Dog - EP11

Episode 11: Clifford the Big Red Dog 🐕🔴This week Dave, Shawn & Jeremy take on the Scholastic mascot that's sold 134 million copies — and immediately fall into a K-hole. Highlights: Emily Elizabeth's dead eyes get diagnosed as a symptom of her dying in a hospital and hallucinating the entire book, a full "space mutant dog" theory for Clifford, and a breakdown of why he's basically running a protection racket on the neighborhood. There's a deep dive into the biology of a 25-foot, 87-ton bone-crushing dog with no visible wiener, a tangent about kneecaps being "on the outside," and a full derail into vintage computer RAM. Plus: the wildest one-star Amazon reviews we've ever read (shoutout to the reviewer who called Clifford a neo-Nazi dog whistle), a Louis C.K. bit about Clifford's death penalty, and someone's homemade Clifford song. Final scores are in, and nobody agrees.🎧 New episode up now — Throw the Book Podcast