EPISODE · Jul 8, 2026 · 5 MIN
Throwing Jello for Jesus
from Blog & Mablog · host Canon Press
IT'S HERE! Pre-Order the 4th installment of the Ashtown Burial Series at ashtownburials.com.So, America. Happy birthday to you. You are now 250 years old, which is halfway to 500. We still have plenty of time to fix all of this. Don’t let the astonishing fact of commies getting elected interfere with your celebrations. That is like coming down with a case of the shingles, but you still get your birthday presents...For more from Doug, subscribe to Canon+: https://canonplus.com/
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IT'S HERE! Pre-Order the 4th installment of the Ashtown Burial Series at ashtownburials.com.So, America. Happy birthday to you. You are now 250 years old, which is halfway to 500. We still have plenty of time to fix all of this. Don’t let the astonishing fact of commies getting elected interfere with your celebrations. That is like coming down with a case of the shingles, but you still get your birthday presents...For more from Doug, subscribe to Canon+: https://canonplus.com/
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