Throwing Shade

What’s better than sexy vampires? Frankly, nearly anything besides this book, which is chock full of the worst “intimate” scenes, offensive language, a meandering plot, and callbacks to the worst parts of the 90s. It’s hard to get your hands on a copy these days, and that’s probably for the best. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.   Theme music by The Bad Book Club   All other sounds from GarageBand