back for part three of episode five. So salt, you reached, you know, you reached for him, you missed, he grabs your rope, you're pulled backwards a bit as this like thing in your chest pulls you upward, it rips free, you try to grab the rope you missed, you're now falling down from the ship, you know, a distance to the ocean. What do you do, what do you think of what's... So I think like his mind goes right back to his time of the freelance explorer board and you know, there was something to his drunk rambling about Alan and he just, you know, he was, oh Alan, you always joke that I need to be careful around heights and well, I guess you weren't wrong, you son of a bitch.
I think of that as you're looking up and the people on the ship are getting smaller and smaller, but you see someone stick their head over to look at you and for a moment you just, it looks like Alan, you know it's not him, you know, he's not there, but there's this like memory of like, is that him there seeing me as you... Right, so it's all flashing before salt eyes. You're just seeing various adventures and then what is the last thing you see before splash? I think like, you know, he looks the left, looks the right, he's the big white open blue and it takes him back to the first time as an explorer he had ever seen below, but as he closes his eyes, ultimately accepting his untimely demise, he's back in the crate and he opens the crate up just before he hits the water and there's mom and dad.
And then yeah, splash, everything goes white. So we cut forward 20 minutes or so, Hera and Flip and Flop are on the ship. What up, what do you guys do? Is he over there?
Do you see him? So Hera is, so like, I'm assuming like the ship is kind of like pulled level with the water now and so Hera is still, Hera is not doing great wound wise at this point, so Hera kind of like drags herself up, like not quite standing up over to the edge of the boat and she's kind of trying to like, I mean, direction is not great on a notion, like in a storm, assuming it's cloudy and starting to rain a little bit. And then like, so she's kind of looking out over the edge where she thinks maybe Salt fell, but like there's nothing out there. So she's kind of limping, she goes to the side, doesn't see anything and then she's gonna kind of try and limp back to the cockpit where like maybe there's some sort of navigational tools or like a spyglass.
Yeah, yeah, from the initial place of nothing there, but yeah, you can definitely find something to look around it with a bit more finesse. So yeah, so she's going over and like, she's going over to Flip and be like, like she's gonna go and try and explain what happened. Like, I'll leave it over. I'll see that out.
And Flip is scrambling back and forth. He's pulled Joe up onto the top of the deck. He's making him look too. Okay, where do you go?
I'm gonna look over here. She like pushed, so Hera walks up and she just like shoves Flip out of the way. Like you and your fucking obsession with this moron, like everything has gone to shit because of him. Well, okay, sure, this is all my fault somehow.
Like everything else is. And Hera's like digging through like, like throwing things everywhere, trying to find. So you just like what, Undid a grenade and just held it and hoped that they would just go away? Well, I mean, what else were we supposed to do?
You're the one who like wasted all of that time when we could have been getting on the ship. Like now everything's gone. There's, I mean, we're totally outlaws. We just murdered five people.
Am I counting that right? Five people? I don't count. Yeah, well, good.
That's great. Glad you can have a clear conscience with that. So, and she like, yeah. Well, maybe I just see life differently.
Maybe it's because I'm a monster. You know, maybe it's because I'm a freak. Hera doesn't say anything. She just like looks at him.
I think all of this, I think Flop just sort of like nuzzles up to your leg, Flip, as he's like realizing you're getting stressed out and there's a lot of arguing happening. He just like, you know, does that thing restress? He's like, see, the dog is useful. The dog helped.
He's like, oh, he's left. We would have been swarmed by these guards. Like we would have not only lost salt, but we would have been in prison and we wouldn't be able to look for him. He pushes Flop off.
Flop, keep looking. We're not leaving till we find him. And yeah, I think he just, we're not going to make yourself useful and try and find our friend. So how about, Flip, have you, Roni, a perception check and get blue dice because you've got Flop helping you?
Hera, you are looking for a tool that's sort of like look around. Roni, Roni, no, let's just say you spend some time trying to find something. I'll eventually have like a swag glass, essentially. This is what I'm working with?
Yes. Fuck. Now you're getting successes. Three successes, two failures, one advantage and two threats.
Okay. One success, one threat. Okay. So I think you take up one because you're like freaked out looking forward your friend.
I'll take a couple points because you yell at him. And you look around and you know, as far as you can tell anywhere within eye distance, which is effectively like medium to long range, anything extreme and past, you can't really see with an eye. You can see that he is not here. That either means he's further away than where you are or he has voted below, which makes this a lot harder.
That's where dying happens. I think Kara is not. Is she not? Kara is like, so she's on her spyglass and she's looking around.
She's not looking that hard. I think Kara. Is this because she's angry? No, Kara knows.
Kara knows that he's not, she's not gonna find him. I think Kara's been in a round ships. You know how it is you're doing this for sure? Because you're pretty sure he's gone.
Oh yeah, unless he was like right here, I think Kara knows that like, there is no way that this is happening because like it's a huge ocean. Things are really stormy. The physics of landing that far up, like it's just not gonna happen. And she's like, I mean, I think the biggest thing is like she's pissed that an almost friend died.
Like that sucks. But now she has no control over anything now. And she's trapped in this boat after having murdered a bunch of people. She can't go back because now, you know, they're wanted way more than they were before.
She's just cut off all chances of her being able to like go back to the brass guild. And now she has a damn kid. So yeah, you can't really go back to Garen's break, which is the whole like city place we were just at. You can't really go back to the brass guild.
We're on a boat. You're on a boat. That's it. So you look around half-heartedly mostly for show.
And neither of you see salt. All right, Flap, let's go below and see. Maybe if we get closer, maybe we'll see some sort of signs of him, okay? Come on, let's go.
And do you let him do this? I didn't say anything. So I think how long do you search for? Until we find him.
Okay. So some time passes. You know, this happened on midday. There's a scene where Flap is dangling off of the ship with Flap just holding his feet down like once.
Did you get the ship blown off that like you go below the water to look around below? Are we in boat mode or are we in? I mean, it doesn't really boat mode, but you can float really low. And then he hung, you could like hang a ladder.
Yeah, I thought something would wanna do you good. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna do that. How does Joe feel about all this? Cause I think he definitely saw salt fall.
I think, I think initially Joe was helping to look, but then after this initial thing. After Harold threatens to kill him three, four times. I think what you see with him is he's just like on his bunk just like head and arms. And he's realized that if he had caught you, then this wouldn't be happening.
And right now he is the reason, cause he's ignoring that whole fight in his head. He's the reason why you have potentially died. So he's freaked out because either A, they're gonna kill him because it's his fault. Or B, it's just if people that are now angry or freaked out and it's bad as a whole and C, he killed a person.
So it's not only that he put everyone else in bad danger, but then also like here's a mental thing where, even though he's a ganger, he's still. This morning he was a bartender, wasn't he? No, he was the guy at the bar. Oh, yeah.
I feel like he's like a new beer. He's essentially a fresh recruit for the brand. Or a idiot, Joe. I think as he's sort of like having this crisis, flip and flop enter his bunk.
Okay. I'm cuddling him. It's, it's, hey Joe, it's, it's dark out. We're not gonna be able to do anything tonight.
So I think we're just gonna park and take a nap until a light. So how are you doing? Oh, man. It's a heavy day.
Yeah, I feel like. He doesn't say much. He just like gives you this like stare at you, but then also kind of like over you just like into like a corner, just this long sort of lifeless stare just like, and he's clearly like messed up right now in the head because he, you know, he's got this guilt and he hasn't really set out loud, but I think you see it in him and he's just like, Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Flips it's down. And if I had just waited a few more minutes before I took off, maybe, maybe he would have had a better shot of actually getting onto the ship. Like kind of sucks knowing that you killed one of the few people that actually liked you. Oh.
Meanwhile, yeah. And this, we fade away from that. Is this like really sad scene of these two people? Hera has like, so first of all, like they're waiting for the storm to pass.
Real quick, at some point, Hera's the one who would think of this. There's the other guy that was tied up on ship. What do you do with him during all this time? Oh, she ignores him.
She ignores him. I think Hera. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's about it because Joe doesn't even realize he's here.
Yeah, yeah. And he's, he's just there. There's the moment where you realize it. And then you just say, ah, whatever.
Hera's like, no, fuck it. I don't give a shit. So Hera, this is what I think Hera is like, OK, practical things first. What do we have?
So she quickly goes through and tries to figure out when are they going to starve to death? Because maybe they were finished supplying. So I think she finds she goes through and she's like, OK, you've got at least a week's worth of time. There's food here.
And then she finds, oh, look, somebody left this bottle of expensive, expensive alcohol here. So she sits down with her concussion and like multiple stab wounds. So she sits down in the cockpit. She opens the bottle and she basically sits there and does not leave until the bottle is gone.
So she ignores flip. She ignores flap. She ignores Joe. She ignores the random stowaway.
And she just sits there. The stowaway that you've tied up. And she fucking, like, I think maybe at multiple times people try and say something to her. I think she just does not acknowledge.
If she does, she tells him to fuck off. She goes into full, pouty child mode. I think flip's going to try and make an attempt here. So after the heart to heart with Joe, with a kind of more near the ocean here, and night falls, there's a light rain and thunder up above.
Thor has been on and is doing his next thing. Yeah. It's definitely like raining pretty heavily at this point. Flop is off somewhere else, probably still with Joe.
And flip comes in. Do you want someone to take a look at those wounds? And then Hera just kind of, so she looks at him for a while and eventually she is. Honestly, level one to 10.
How drunk are you at this point? Let's go with a seven. OK. I scale of one to salt.
How fucking am I doing? We're a full, we're in good. You're in that ideal peak level of drunkenness. We're like, you know you're super drunk.
But you're like, you know what, this still feels good. I'm going to keep pushing that off until this goes terribly, terribly south. And at that point, yeah, it's like, no, that will never come. OK.
I mean, you seem pretty sauced up. So this wouldn't hurt that much. So she just, she looks at him for a little bit. And she's like, why are you even still here?
Why do you care? Why don't you just fly the ship off wherever? And I mean, what's the point of you even being here? And she takes another drink like fuck you.
That's a subtext. I have to try to save him. I killed him. So I shouldn't say that.
This is my fault. So I'll take you wherever you want to go tomorrow when the sun comes up. But in the meantime, is there anything I can do about all of those wounds? They look like they hurt.
I'm pretty good at patching stuff up. So here stands up. And she kind of walks over to him. She's like, look, have some advice.
I'm going to be fine. I know I'm going to be fine. But given the life that you've led so far, this isn't going to be the first time that you fuck up. And somebody dies because of it.
I would say, you know, given the luck you've had so far, just while I've known you, this is going to be far, far, far from the last time this happens. So if I were you, I would grow the fuck up and realize that salt is dead. And there's no point to anything that we've done in the last week. And that's what I would do.
Because at this point, that's all there is to do before you can move on. And then she just kind of takes the bottle. She like, pats him on the shoulder in a way that she would assume is sort of comforting, but is actually just really aggressive and rude. And then she just walks off to find an empty cabin.
So I think that the scene sort of fades, is everyone I assume is heading to bed. And then come tomorrow, we can deal with healing and all that. So everyone gets a night's sleep. Salt.
So at some point, you don't know where you are. You don't know what's going on. But you're dreaming about something. What is it?
Where are you? What's happening? What's going on? As he's wherever he is.
Like he kind of plays his whole life out again. Like he sees himself landing on that first port when the crate opens up and one of the dark workers finds him. OK. And how long ago was that again?
I think that was very, very young. Like two or three decades ago. Not definitely three decades ago. So I think he sees that in his head, you know, kind of retracing.
Like, so how did it come to this? It's almost that moment of where he's like, you know, if this was the start of a movie. Yeah, that's me there. I bet you're wondering how I got here.
You know, some 80s rock songs start to play. So like, he's going through it. He's watching himself, I think, grow up. You know, his first job working as a dock worker.
And then it's noticed by a captain of a ship. And then he becomes cabin boy and learns about, there's more than just this one vessel. He's kind of in the different vessels in the world. And then during one of those, he runs into a really interesting guy that's just really quiet.
He carried this like, like, roto pistol brass knuckle gun. And he's like, wow. When we see that in whatever this is, the stream, is it the same one or is he always the same one? It is the same one.
And Chad with this guy, he tells me about bounty hunting. So when I find the meat of this guy, I've been a captain boy, I don't know, five, some odd years now. JLAO, older teenage at this point. So I decided to go with him because I'm getting bored of being a captain boy.
So like, he, you know, going around places, he's teaching me how to shoot, how to fight, how to play dirty and all this kind of stuff. And then eventually. A lot of them makes salt salt. What makes salt salt?
Because what's your actual name? His actual name is Wilts Alton. Wilts, okay. This guy made salt before you were just Wilts.
You just Wilts. Or just like boy. Or just whatever descriptive word you want to use, that's who he was. He didn't have really an identity.
But now this guy made salt who he was. Was he like a fatherly figure? Definitely not necessarily a fatherly figure. He wasn't super affectionate nurturing, but he definitely made damn sure that I'd be able to take care of.
So more like a mentor, less of a father. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Because I think, you know, going through it, there was a job because like for now, for some reason, this escapes wherever salt is. Like it escapes his mind, the name of this guy.
But he recognizes this guy. And they're in the middle of a really rough bounty. And this guy takes one like right to the eye. And like he's like, and then salt sees how this guy's bleeding out.
And he's like, you know, the guy reaches up and he's got a similar, I want you to take this, finish the job. So he takes the gun and this is his first bounty. And he says like, I never want to do this shit again, but any money. And that's when he finds the freelance explorer board.
You know, and then. And that's, you find that on the person on the bounty. Yeah, the bounty guy gives me his gun. I finished the job and I walk away from bounty hunting.
It's like I want nothing to do with it. I want like, how did you find the freelance? So, uh, so, uh, no, no, no, like post job, I brought the guy in cold, paid out, went to a bar to get fucking shit faced. Because you know, this is a young kid.
He just watched the closest thing he said to a friend, father, figure mentor, just get kept in the fucking eye. Yeah. And then he just had another guy. He just, you know, blasted a knee cup out and then put him down execution style to bring him in cold.
So he's had a rough day. So he goes and gets just fucking plastered as he's, you know, tottering through the streets. He falls over onto this board. And he starts reading it in his stupor and grabs one of the flyers and finds just like some dumpster to pass out behind.
Then the next morning he reads it and then he starts thinking about the adventures he went on about, you know, it was almost a culmination of everything. He's ever done up to that point going to the Himalayas, Mount Kilimanjaro, meeting Maximus, the first revenue he ever met, you know, starting to crew with Maximus and then bringing Allen on and all that. And then I think the last thing you see is you arriving to that first chip where you met, you know, these other two. The first time I offensively breathed on somebody.
Yep. And then I think just fades to dark. So flip, flop, Hera. You wake up the next morning.
Hera, you are very hungover. He's got intended. Yeah. So first things first, after night's sleep, everyone heals all your strain and you heal one wound.
So healing, the way it works in this game is you will naturally heal one hit point per day as it works. So if you were to wait here for, you know, if you've got a week's worth of food, if you were to arrive at the tortoise in at this point six days, you would essentially just rest and you would get six points back a piece. It would just be a lot of nothing. If someone wants to accept, oh, except our revenue friend, I don't believe he'll say point out.
Oh, you don't. Oh, how would a hell? I don't have a single wound. Wow.
So we've got shot here. Like Hera's sort of beat up flop is sort of beat up. My last fault is dead. Apparently dead.
It's all just dead and say it. He's dead. If I say it, I'm the GM. OK, something's happened season finale.
Yeah. So we're having a new character. So, uh, not the she's. Revenants are pretty sick.
So, uh, but yeah, healing for healing for Hera. What, uh, I guess how much you missing? So I'm at six out of 12. OK, so if you guys just want to take it slow and rest for a week before you go to the tortoise, that is an option.
If you want to go to the tortoise anymore, I don't feel like we're going anywhere. I feel like we're sitting in the middle of the ocean. Well, yeah. So at some point, you've got about, you know, just under a week's supplies on this at some point, you need to go somewhere and the tortoise, you were just as a recap for both you and the audience, you were going to the tortoise tortoise because that's where the bomb maker either is or was taken.
And that's what started all of this, right? You stayed at flips home, you found out there was bombs there through a lot of escapades on that first ship and you want to figure out what was going on. And there's something going on there, you know, the green bombs in this government toy factory and that's why you're going there. Now, if you don't want to go there, you can't be needed to go somewhere else.
But again, you know, as far as you know, the tortoise, it's either a brass scale to ship or it's a place where there's a lot of brass gilled people. So what do you think? Where do you want me to take you? Do you want me to take you?
So first of all, first of all, I'm the one who's driving. This is my ship. I'm the one who actually is allowed to drive and I'm the only one who actually knows how to drive. Excuse me.
So step out of the cockpit. Thank you very much. No, there was a line. No, I'm not stepping out of the cockpit.
I this is. And she kind of pulls out her map and starts ignoring him again. And it's like, OK, so I'm going to ship on or driving. So she like eventually she's like, look, where do you think you're going to go?
So this is how much supplies we have. Like, and she lays out her paperwork and it's like, great, here you go. Have fun. Read it.
What does it say? Where are we going? I don't need that much food. I'm small.
You're going to get us out of your great point. Just in the right direction because there's a shit ton of ocean and and nothing else out here. So I'm trying to read the map. OK, Romi a I believe it's a navigation check.
Is that a skill? Yes. Yeah, I mean, navigation. Is it or blind luck?
I thought it was was it? It was like there's like a piloting, but survival. Read it. Literacy.
Literacy based litigation is not a check. I just believe to know how operating. Romi, let's just do a knowledge check as to like knowledge of the maps. OK, sure.
Knowledge of maps and then Romi against what let's do here. Moves to like the back of the counter because you guys got the location from the other one. So it's too purple, but you also had to believe that because you know the general idea towards that. What's our net?
That's two failures and two successes and three advantage and two disadvantage. So here let's you dig around with it for like a full hour. She goes back to the cockpit. So she's just sitting there.
She's pulled out another bottle like, you know, she's taking it slightly easy, but she's just sitting there like drinking, like occasionally making comments like, no, no, I'm sorry. No, that's wrong. Do you want to go back? I wish you fell off the boat.
Go ahead. I wish you had fallen off the boat and then Joe just walks occasionally and then walk back out like yeah, flip-weaves wishes you were dead and left. I will say when we roll that many double Xs, it really changes the tone of the show. Yeah, it does.
So so sometime goes by and then take me anywhere. I do not wish to travel with you anymore. There's a whole lot of ocean. I think we've probably got an emergency boat somewhere.
I've died once before. Have fun. So then I think Kara takes control of the wheel and she just kind of she changes her mind several times, I think. So first she kind of makes a couple adjustments.
So she is heading back towards where they came from. So she's thinking maybe we can smooth things over. You know, what the hell? Where else are we going to go?
But then she changes her mind and adjust kind of slightly to the left and is like, you know, maybe we can find some other town and maybe we can all get lost and forget all about this and go on with her lives. And then at one point, like in the middle of the night, when she's had just like way too much to drink again and she's like, fuck it. And she navigates all the way around and she had straight for Turtle Island. For the tortoise.
They're the tortoise. Turtle Islands, whatever it's called. The islands, but in space. I mean, there's definitely time where the tortoise has parked at Turtle Islands, though.
For sure. But that's not right. No, no, no, the tortoise. So she, she, she kind of does this a few times and I think loses track of time and space.
Occasionally someone walks by and she yells at them. But I think, yeah, she just kind of keeps going back and forth until she's kind of. So you're about a two day travel to there. How long do you guys, because you guys could just drive out the week, give you guys some time to sort of cool off and reevaluate your lives with each other.
Wicked boring. Because yeah, it's really, it's really boring, but it might, it might be good just to take some time to relax and maybe fish or whatever, whatever that you do. Because one, you've got the supplies and you may or may not want to be rushing to the tortoise and two, you just, I think this is kind of accurate. Neither of you really want to go there.
You feel like you have to. Am I accurate? And so, yeah, I think that's where she ends up leaving it. It's like, where else would you go when you don't know of a place yet, right?
So I think she falls asleep at one point and then she ends up going in the direction of the tortoise longer than anywhere else and at a certain point, she's like, well, fuck it can't turn back now. So that's where she's setting below deck flip is spending some time with Joe. Okay. What kind of stuff do you do with Joe?
No, it's like, it's like this. Yeah, just, I don't like the brass killed. But deeper, make it grumble. It's like the back of your head, like almost some, oh, we don't get any stuff.
It'll sound like that. Well, I know. And like he's like willing to growl and talk at the same time, but it's, we'll keep working on it. Next up, we're going to practice execution styles.
You learned way too much from him. This sounds very poorly for you. So we're going to turn that pistol you've got into a punching pistol. Punching, what?
Oh, what does that mean here? And he pulls out Berta and hands it to him. Oh, no. Sorry, what was written again?
So revolver is revolver. Okay. So he takes the revolver badly and scribed. Birth.
Here's your birth. Oh, okay. He's got it. And he's, but I punch people with it.
Just like, you know, no, that's he makes a punching motion. No, that's birthday. You just shoot with birth. Oh, okay.
So I just, I just shoot like, you know, make sure it's, you know, not load any like points. I won't click. That's not what salt is. No, it would never take that much care.
Yeah, it's fine. Like baby steps. Okay. And do we just do you just me?
I'm seeing you trying to train him to be salt. All right. Now, give me good life advice. Okay.
Um, be how old is Joe, like 18? Like Joe, Joe's yeah. He's like 18, 19. Joe has no good advice to get you.
Yeah. So, so, uh, you want a good life advice? You should have stayed on here as like good side. I mean, you're not here.
She occasionally like walks past like, what the fuck are you doing? So like, so, you know, adult support from somebody? Be strong. Uh, no, believe in yourself.
No, it's more like if you shoot him in the knee, they can't run. But that doesn't sound like life advice. That just sounds like how to be mean. We'll get you there, Joe.
Okay. What? You know what? That's a way.
Yeah, he's he's lost by that. Cause. Oh my God. Fabulous.
So, uh, some days go by. There's a lot of that. What does Hera do during this trip? And do you drive?
Do you drive very slowly or do you just park somewhere and wait for a couple days? Just like, she's driving very slowly. Okay. So you always feel like you're moving forward, but you're not moving with urgency.
Nope. Hera is, I think her, she goes back to being very practical. So in addition to occasionally like berating Joe and flip, she like, do you, when you see flip, trying to train Joe to be salt. How do you react to that?
Cause it happens a few times. It super pisses her off, but like she feels like she can't say anything else because she's already said I'm fucking done with you like three times at this point. Okay. So she just kind of.
You're actually letting flip you as that is his form of grieving. Yeah. I don't think Hera has the emotional intelligence to call it that, but she's just like, you know what? He's fine on his own.
Okay. But I think she's just kind of, she pisses her off, but she's like, all she can do is be mean about it at this point. So she, she just kind of lets it happen. How many mountains have you been on, Joe?
I've now been to the mountains. Hera definitely at this point is like, whatever. So she, her, I think default kind of coping mechanism is being very practical. So she goes through, she starts pulling everything out of its shelves.
She starts rearranging. She's taking a really thorough inventory of supplies. So she starts just like fixing all of, you know, finding ropes to fix finding. Yeah.
You make this very like tough. She cleans. She like absolutely does everything. Like she is making the ship.
She like does some painting. Like she pulls out in like retars or like weatherproofs and stuff. Like there's a couple of days, I'm assuming of like amazing weather. So she's just out there.
She's throwing out some like fishing lines. Like she's just taking really detailed like map notes. So she's putting everything that she has into being very drunk at all times and like doing practical things and occasionally like finding time to break off. Yeah.
So how often do you talk to and or berate flip? Is that like a once a day thing? I think she's checking in. I think she's checking in on him every couple of hours, even if she doesn't talk to anybody.
I think she's kind of looking. So maybe berate him once a day, but you look and make sure he's doing OK. Really? I mean, she's just making sure he's not fucking anything up.
But like secretly she's like, you know, making sure he's not making sure he's not ending up in or at least she's like, OK, he's still a kid. Is he still, you know, live crying in a corner or something. I don't think people forget that even though he looks much younger than he is, you're really like 16 or 17. I should.
OK, so you're not that much younger than this other guy is. No. So but you look younger and everyone always forgets that even though you look like a kid, you are older than that. So and that's going to be probably constant for most of your life.
Hey, Hera, who is this guy? Why is he tied up? He looks very hungry. Yeah, day two, they find him and then she just walks in like carrying a bundle of ropes like, Oh, shit, that guy.
Yeah, I don't know. Do whatever you want with him and she just kind of walks off. Do you want to join my gang? At this point, do you un-gag him because he was gagged and I'm so hungry.
I have food. I'll do anything for the food. Join my gang. OK, just don't let the mean lady hurt me.
Right, it's all gang out. He like limbs, but like he hasn't eaten or drunk in three days or two days. So he's on that verge of where he's almost going to be dehydrated. Like he's very dehydrated.
Probably really got a piss. Yeah, very well, no, he's probably peed. Yeah, it's really great. Yeah, he's just disgusting, hungry and the most dehydrated you've probably ever seen a person.
She walks by again a couple of like, they're having like a joint training session where everybody's like joining the gang and she walks by and she's like, yeah, good job with the gang recruitment. And like really like stellar crew you've got there. And she just walks off before she can get a response. Let's all just ignore her.
First rule of self-gang, ignore Hera. OK. And then you know, Joe's like, does it salute and like. Damn it, Joe.
No one likes to kiss ass. Yeah, chop Joe. And after I like to kiss ass. Yeah, after this guy takes his first like bite and drink, he like raises his hand.
I was like, my name's Araya. Nice to meet you, Mr. Flip. Salute.
Oh, and then he, you know, he takes the hand from the chant shake to the salute and he holds it up. Good. And he like, you know, holds it outwards. But, you know, he's spooking him.
So, yeah, a few days go by eventually. So yeah, eventually six or seven days have gone by. So Hera, you were sitting here missing six points. Yeah.
So you can heal up to full flop with missing points as well. He's good now. So everyone is healed up. Your strain is all gone.
The ship is in tip-top shape. How many wins to salt heal? Yeah. So far, still zero.
So, it's been days come back. So eventually it's probably dawn. Sun's coming over the horizon. Do you have it keep going slowly through the night or do you park it?
No, no. We're going slowly through the night. And so, like adding lights to the bow and the start. Like she's, yeah.
You probably just like check it every couple of hours. Oh, yeah. Make sure because you guys just buy glass as long as you're flying low and slow. It's a big ocean.
No one's going to. Yeah. So you wake up and then you go to check the mission. Nothing's for him.
You see something. It's like, oh, is that it? And then you look up and you see there's this big flag and on the flag is a turtle basically tortoise. And you realize that you found your way to your location.
Mm-hmm. And I think we ended up sitting here. That makes sense. So what will happen next time?
They're at the tortoise. Salt is at the bottom of the ocean somewhere. Don't don't don't. Hopefully next episode will be quite the start, guys.
So go up. Are you a mermaid? All I want to say is it could have been done in five minutes if we had not stopped to save Joe. But now you have a party.
Salt gang. You've got that. That's going to get annoying. NPC outnumber the PCs at this point.
I just realized I've got a dog and two pirates and two players. I don't want to play everyone, guys. Flash this kind of like a PPC. Yeah.
We're going to find what happens next time on Tidefall. Stay tuned. Woohoo. Well, indeed.