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EPISODE · Mar 10, 2020 · 1H 1M

Tidefall E6 (2/3)

from Des Moines and Dragons · host Paul Privitera

Last time on Tidefall... So our adventurers got stuck in a fight. Pirates just wouldn't give up, so eventually somebody called the cops and alarms started ringing. Our heroes opted to try and escape. Things were getting dicey as the crew retreated to the ship. One of them grabbed Salt with their spear. He tried to escape, but failed. So his last chance was to make a risky jump onto the ship. Well.. unfortunately Salt fell... really far down. Once everyone was on board the ship, they took off. They tried searching for salt, but he was nowhere to be found. There was a tense journey, but eventually what remains of our heroes made it to the Tortoise. What will happen next? Find out, now. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY: DSM Foundry Whether it's glassware, a cutting board, wooden maps, or metal signs- DSM Foundry is your local source for custom engraved artwork and housewares. Check them out on their website www.dsmfoundry.com

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And we're back. So I think we pan up to- Too-it salt? Yeah, so we pan up to, it's probably not even salt talking to Flip, but it's more of, let's like flash back to some things that are important that you had in last week. So we're gonna start, we've talked sort of off the air.

I don't know about this. Right, right. So I think it might be interesting to just, you know, start at the beginning, like when he wakes up. When he first wakes up.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you find yourself waking up and you're on this bed. And the first thing, like you open your eyes and it's just this searing pain in your chest.

And you look down and your arm is just gone. And probably like it's removed and you're looking for it. Like on the table somewhere, it's gone, it's not there, there is no one on it. So I think you start traveling before you open the eyes.

You probably try to stretch and then you realize like, what the fuck? The fuck is my arm? How the fuck did I get here? Fuck.

And then I think someone walks in, oh, you're awake. Who the fuck are you? I'm Dr. Wickham.

I'm here to help you. Help me. We found you. What the fuck is that?

Well, when we found you, that was bleeding, much heavier than it is right now. We- Yeah. Last I knew it was still a tacher. I was bleeding.

Well, we found you at sea. It looks like one of the sharks got at get your arm. Thankfully, he must have been for you hungry because the rest of you still here. That's hardcore.

Yes, very, very hardcore. So what the fuck am I? You are on a science vessel for researchers out at sea. OK.

I need to get to the tortoise. Well, I need to keep pauses for a second. That's good. We'll need to have you talk with our leader.

But I want to talk to your fucking leader. I didn't get to the tortoise, so so me up. I might be close. OK.

Well, I will- This is on my- Yeah, he pauses for a second. Do you? Well, originally, he pulls out this pretty shitty-looking robotic arm. I was going to attach something to you so that you would- Well, I was hoping to do that before you woke up because being with an arm is a hassle.

It's almost a death sentence in this world. I mean, do you want this? And you spent a time looking at, you know, flips various robotic parts. Right.

And this thing is a piece of shit. I think in the back of his head he's like, If I find Flip, I got this kid looking like that. That looks like some garbage. Fine, whatever.

And he comes over and he hands you a stick. How's this? You're going to want to fight on that. Really don't have local anesthetic.

I'm going to do it, but this is going to hurt a lot. We're not going to use it. Yeah, he like injects you right above the shoulders. And then like the first pain of even just the injection hurts a lot.

And then he starts attaching things. And we don't need to go into greasy details, but it's a lot fun experience. This is probably the most painful thing you've ever experienced, other than one of the shark, bitch, arm off, but you were unconscious. Conscious.

So this is very painful. But a few hours go by and then this thing is attached. We fast forward again, some hours. And then I think the doctor is helping you up.

And he's like, so let me take you to our leader. He can talk to him about getting transport to the tortoise. Is he the only way I'm getting off this fucking vessel? We have one off going ship.

And they are going to the tortoise, but he needs approval. We can't just let anyone on that ship. No, approval. I think in that, you turn the corner and then you actually see Maximus, which we saw in the first one on the episode.

But you have, you know, salt hasn't seen him in ten years. There's these there. So you see Maximus, what the fuck? Salt?

Maximus. And like there's a moment where both of you like look around and you're like, what are you? What are you doing here? Well, the children here, they picked me up.

And well, and like he pauses for a second, looks around. We're on a science vessel for the children of Yantas. The children of Yantas? Yes, they didn't think they'd take too kindly to folks of your disposition.

They found me out, live in the world. I was well a survivor. And they liked to trust me. I remember that chasm you fell in.

It was, you left me with your salt. I didn't have a choice, Maximus. You know the rules. I didn't want to.

Fine. What are you doing here? That's what I would like to know. And I think that the doctor is just like, oh, Maximus, you can, and he like, sort of gives you a small push and then he just walks away.

Like, he's pawned you off to this guy because he does not want to do it anymore. Good day, sir. And he leaves. I should breathe on him.

So where are you? And yeah, he's still just dumbstrucks to why you're here. Because he gives you. I'm dumbstruck that you're fucking alive.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I lived in that hole he left me. I was there for a while. I mean, I knew he would have known motherfuckers or tough as nails.

Let me tell you, I know a kid. I'm going to fucking grenade. He's like nothing to him. Goddamn.

Grenade. So if you need to, you can eat one. Yeah, I'm going to choose not to. That's probably a bad choice.

But if I need to. But you can. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is power.

And then I think he guides you through the ship. He's probably pointing out like, no, here's, you know, and there's a bunch of rooms he's like, don't go in there. Don't go in there. Because there's a lot of places that's like, sort of like behind closed doors and you're still the new guy, obviously.

Right. Does a salt have a catch site of something that you should know just for the briefest of seconds? Yes, probably one of the doors is open. You see them in what it looks like is there is a corpse on a working table and you see them trying to emulate a revenant.

Like they're trying to put this body together and then like, you see them like, it's a corpse and they're like trying to like attach something to it and then they see you, they close the door and then they like walk by. Drill noises continue. Yep. Yeah.

Sorry. What buddy? Don't worry about it. And then eventually you're led to this room.

It's near the front of the ship and there's like a big window so we can see out to the sea. But you're still indoors. It's not just the captains, but you know, captains room. Right.

And inside there's a older gentleman talking to a fairly small, small, you know, builds person and we as an audience would recognize it as no. And he turns, oh, Maximus and, oh, the survivor, he woke up. Salt. Nice to meet you Mr.

Salt and he holds a stand out to shake it. Salt just kind of looks at who the fuck are you and where the fuck am I? Well, the people here call me, well, they call me Father Richard. I don't, it's too formal.

I'm just, I'm just rich, rich, Printo. I'm gonna call it Dick. Dick, okay. Dick, okay.

Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, head. You're welcome. Where the fuck am I? Maximus, who is this again?

And Maximus just like puts his hand in his arm and just shakes his head. I think Saltius is like, hey, I didn't change that fucking much. It's only been my tears so you're right. Surprise.

So you want to know where you aren't? I would appreciate it immensely. This is a science vessel of the children of the Antis. So I just told.

So that you know, there are rumors about us and most of them are not true. Most of them are. Percentage wise, if I'm so bold to ask, are we talking about truth to untroof? They make crazy stories about how we do all sorts of crazy experiments and we do all sorts of evil acts and that is not true.

We experiment, but we are not the dreadful doctors of the night. They always make us out to be. Are we a science vessel? Yes.

Do we do experiments? Yes. Don't imagine you got an ethics board around here. I'm Josh.

I'm on your fucking. And so what is it that you want? Why are you here? Well, I'm here because you picked my ass up out of the ocean.

I'm told. Maximus says he wants to go to the tortoise, sir. He's like, oh, you're the tortoise, huh? That's all.

And he turns back and he's like, no, introduce yourself. Now turns around and he's like, bowels to you. My name's no. I'm a, well, I get things done and I'm leaving an expedition.

It's going to be me and Maximus. But maybe and he looks at us and then he looks back to you. Maybe you can join us. You know, we picked you up.

You're looking to go there. We were looking for a third pair of arms and go out there. So, well. Well, it's a pair now.

I mean, you've got and you're like probably like you're moving your new rotors around. And like probably every movement is like a little bit off. Like you can move them, but probably like there's times where you like try to move one finger and move to different finger because it's getting used to the different arms. Yes.

But you could have not given me the grab crapper version. We had what was available. I suppose that's very well. I appreciate the new arm and the save.

But if you last Maximus, our last expedition did exactly go very well and I don't want to bring bad luck on you folks off. I'll be on my way. We don't have to see each other again. I don't think necessarily that that's how this is going to go.

See, we have one ship and that ship is going there and we can take you there. But we're not just going, we're not a taxi service. I'm sorry to say. Oh.

So then what's going to make this worth my while if I need to earn my way off this fucking boat? Well, you can go with them. But then all we expect is we just want you to lend them a pair of hands. If they've got a mission, they are trying to learn more about what the brass guild is doing there.

And they may need to go into difficult situations and they just they were looking for some assistance. I didn't want I was going to send for recruits, but that seemed it was going to be dangerous. There's too many brass guild there and we didn't want to send the recruits in. You look like a man who's experienced this kind of thing.

Oh, yeah, he he's good. He knows what he's doing. He's you shut your dick off Sir Maximus. So Jesus Christ.

I've heard some of these rumors about you guys. This talk of science, you seem pretty militant to me at times. We have to be. We've got the brass goal on one end of the government down the other.

Both sides are looking to find us and we don't have the guns. So we do what we can to survive. We're trying to learn about the world. Mr.

Salt. Trying to find a way back to the earth back to the planet. No matter how many innocence it takes. At times that's what happens.

But we have a goal. We have a goal. We have an noble goal. Just to stop whatever the brass goal is doing there.

I don't know. Your goal makes you sound like you're not much better than them. He sort of shrugs. Well, that's up to you.

Right now, we're giving you a ship to get to where you want to go. All you got to do is give us a helping hand. Maximus here will report back to me. He's willing to know you.

He'll let me know how you do and how about this. You come back here. You do a good job. We may give you some of that arm.

We got some scientists here. We can. That's a temporary one. But we have the best scientists.

We can get you some nice mods. We can hook you up. Fine. Fine.

But after this is done, I want to see you fuckers in my face ever again. You know what I think of that we sort of like dissolve out to salt, realing a lot of the story over to flip. And that's how I got here. You son of a bitch.

I'm in. Oh, God. And twist your fake arm. And I think of that you guys here and knocking at the door.

I got it. Right over to the door. Do you open it or do you just ask? I open it.

You open it. You see outside the door, you see Joe, Aria and Flop and Flop's like got a bunch of these bags like full to the brim of various supplies from the ship. You can't even stuff yourself guys. Damn.

Yeah, they got like a couple more. I'm just trying to have you a book in here. I think Harris stopped them on the way up and grabbed like her personal bag and it's like just didn't want them touching it any longer. So you grabbed it.

Yeah. And yeah, I think it was probably Joe carrying it. You're like, I don't want that. Yeah.

No, she fucking yelled at them for like 30 minutes beforehand. So they're late. That's why it looks like Joe's not going to hold up because Harris took a bunch of shit. Yeah.

He gets inside and is like, Oh, here's all the stuff. And what do I do? I don't know how a lot of these supplies will really help us out. You know, here's like, Oh, he's like, he goes through his bags.

Oh, here it is. He goes out. You're a toolkit flip grabs it. It's like, I don't really know.

I'm not really a supplies kind of guy. Maybe just like go through it and see what's valuable. Yeah. Yeah.

I got to do that. Yeah. You're a good egg, Joe. Okay.

And I know you're going to hate it. I have care to go with you. She's probably got a better idea of inventory on that stupid ship. Yeah.

I'll go find her. She was she saw earlier and she took a lot of the stuff, but yeah, I'll go find her. I think she's got a room. She's probably at the bar.

I checked the bar. You guys down stress. Well, she's probably drinking heavily. Okay.

Yeah. I'll go on that. Let's see those neural connectors. Salt.

I think somebody wired something wrong. Probably. It's like a motherfucker. Yeah.

It's not supposed to do that. I'm at it. I roll a mechanics check to make it. I'm not stuck.

Yeah. So what is your goal right now? Is it just to like clean it up? You're not doing any modifications yet.

Correct? I don't think we're trying to get them. I don't think we're trying to make it better than just normal. I think right now it's torture.

I think right now it's hurting him and I don't want it to hurt him anymore. Okay. Yeah. It'll just be a different mechanic.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got a black nice and pretty much anything. So I'm a no from experience.

Yeah. Mechanically, I'd really like to get rid of that. Oh, yeah. Definitely.

Yeah. Relatively one mechanics check. So one purple and then whatever your mechanics is. Okay.

So that's two yellow and green and I guess one purple. Yep. Okay. Should last.

That's pretty easily. I actually have a talents for this. So hold on. I got an advantage die.

For what? It's a gear head or something like that? It's inventor. One advantage die on mechanics check.

I think. No, I'm not making anything. No, I'm not making anything. No.

Can I activate my special ability to steal another one? Yeah, go for it. Give me that fucking story, Paul. Go for it.

I'm just going to let it read. Let it read. You know how they're going down? Yeah.

I'm trying to do success is a triumph and a failure. Okay. So that's better now. Triamp does count as a success.

It's really it's three successes. One failures. You have two successes and one of them is a triumph. So what does that triumph mean?

I think it's, I think it's a little bit better than optimal now. Or a little bit better than just like his arm. I think. So maybe I can sneak in just a little bit of like a hydraulics upgrade.

So it moves a little bit faster. So I'll give you two options. either A, you can temporarily upgrade it and for the next day you'll get a blue dye and everything. Or B, you can be like, I know I'm gonna do modifications later, I'm gonna give myself a bonus whenever I do this model.

If you basically make it better now, or lay the groundwork for the later mods I wanna do. So here's what I'm looking at. With the parts I've got, I can make some sort of module infrastructure into it, module infrastructure, so I can upgrade this later. Or I can give you a quick boost here on the hydraulics.

I can clear out some of the gunk here. If we do that, you'll be able to move your arm a little bit faster than even normal. So I think that'll be alright with normal. I think I have an idea for some mods, but I just want you to lay the groundwork for that.

You son of a bitch. You in? I'm so hit. So I will do that, so I'll just make it to that.

Okay, so what that's gonna mean is on the next check you make, you're gonna get next check to modify something, you're gonna get two blue dye. So essentially the first thing you do. So I think we've already talked about some potential, yeah, potential ideas for that. You gotta have whenever you guys have some downtime, more than just like a couple hours, it's like I just spent a couple days modifying him, and then you gather supplies, et cetera, et cetera.

We'll talk about it when we get closer, but would that be a place where I could invoke inventor? That's some bitch. It's gonna get a lot of advantage. Fuck yes.

Because a veteran gives one. And I've got two ranks. So you have four advantage. Cool.

Trying to fetch it's made of lightsabers. Oh yeah. So this happened, that probably takes an hour. So so Hera, you've gone out with, was it both Joanda Ryle?

So oh no, Joanna Ryle coming up to find you in the bar. Yeah, which is in the basement. I'm imagining that like, it looks like a cave, like it's one of those like, oh, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad. Yeah, and probably most of the hotels fairly, like when I was looking down here is definitely.

It's just a weird, cavy basement, like I propose something. Dark and kind of danking gross. Or went out. Oh, okay, I'll pour it out.

Sorry about that. Right on the mixer, please. Okay, so you're drinking. And then I think you just, they get to you and I think we as an audience, you see them for like a second or two, they're like one looks at the other, they look at each other like, who's gonna, who's gonna, wait her first?

And like they do a quick like rock paper scissors to see who's gonna go. Oh my boys. And it's a, it's Jo that lost you. Like, they like, I think she just says, okay.

And then he, I think he just like, pokes you in the, in the side like, Oh, okay, sorry. Miss Hera. I think so. Drinking like a glass of wine.

Like I think she's like really like just sitting there staring. She's like nothing. So she just kind of looks over like kind of swirls her wine a little bit and she just kind of like, like looks at Jo. Like dead hands looks at him.

And she's like, she's kind of size. And she's like, what do you, what do you want? What do you want? What do you need Jo?

So we got all these supplies and we, we're gonna try to figure out what's worthwhile. And we're thinking about going into town to sell some stuff, but, but flip head is come towards to see you because we thought you would have a better idea and or give us guidance or. So she did, so she kind of peters off. So Hera just kind of looks, she size again.

And she just kind of puts her glass down and then starts like kind of poking through. And she's like. And I think both of them during this, they're like kind of looking down to like beaten dogs at this point. And they're like, they're just doing whatever they can to her to appease you.

So she, yeah, she's just kind of like looking at them. Like she couldn't even give a shit. So she starts kind of poking through and she finally is like, okay, look, this bag, this bag, they stay with me. Those are things that we need.

But this bag here, I've separated it out, get whatever you can. And she like pulls out a couple of boxes. And I'm like, this, this will go for like 20 crowns. If you accept less than that, don't bother coming back.

And so she kind of puts it back in the bag and she's like, here you go. Good luck. And then she just kind of turns back and like drinks, got to have some more of her wine and just kind of stares off in his face again. Hair is just a trade magnet at this point.

Oh yeah. So I think they, I'm gonna take over. They leave and I'm gonna have them make a roll. Actually.

Working for two of those. One per part. Or four to part three. I'm gonna have you roll for them to make these sales.

So if they make less than 20, I swear to God. Yeah. So is there a way to have to joke it to level up? When does Joe get to level up?

At this point, he's gonna have to. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I don't know. We'll say.

It's tied to all his favorites. He changed my mind. I mean, who's he gonna romance? Flop.

Oops. So hands were out. Thank you. We got canceled.

There is an evolution that we can do for him. So we'll figure that out. But is there a trading skill or what is the skill that would be most tied to that? Negotiations.

Yeah. Yeah. Scold, doggery. Negotiations.

So he does not have training in negotiation. So what's the skill? Yeah, presence. Okay.

So it's gonna be one. It's gonna be one. It's gonna be one. It's gonna be two green dice because he's got a presence of two.

And because there's two of them, essentially this arise is gonna help Joe. And then mechanically, hair is also helping Joe. So it's gonna be two green and then two blue. One help from you.

One help from Ryan against difficulty two. So two purples. Okay. That's a weird blank.

So yeah. So we've got two success, two disadvantage and one failure. So overall, we're doing okay. So it's one.

So overall, it's a one success. One disadvantage? Yes. Okay.

Two disadvantage. Okay. Oh, yes, correct. Sorry.

Sorry. So with the two disadvantage, what he's going to succeed, what does that disadvantage want to be? I think he's going to get. It just takes a long time.

He's going to get every single stall. Yeah. So right now, it's going to be 20. Right down on your gear to gear.

I think what it is, they're trying to get at least 20, but they take a long time to do that. I'm going to do a quick roll just to see how much they actually make. Because they spent a long time, but they do succeed with some successes. So they make, this is all profit.

So the first time they go to a game to fail. Yeah. The first time they go to make a fail, they would only be at 16, which is not enough. And they're like, oh, no.

And I think we quickly watch them go through some stuff. But they go to like find. They pull out some of their own things. Like, yeah, we'll swim in the pot.

Come on. Yeah. And then go to like, and trade a trader, but eventually find this like this rich old dude. And they were able to, yeah, they were able to, to swim to this guy and he make, they make 82 credits off of the stuff.

So you don't have it now, but you're going to get at the end of the day. So when they come back many hours later, they're going to be 80 credits. Two AM. Good job, kids.

So we've now gotten rid of more entities today. So catching for Jeff. So what happens? So how long do you stay at the bar and or do you return?

When do you return in relation to that story ending? I think she's there all evening. Like I think she's just like, she's just draining. Well, because you guys arrived fairly early in the morning.

Do you just spend all day in the bar? Well, I mean, I think it took her a while to like, you know, like get stuff squared away. And I think she's just kind of sitting there. I think at a certain point, she like kind of pulls out a book maybe, but like she's not going anywhere.

I think she kind of doesn't really want it. I think she's kind of hiding a little bit. I think she feels guilty about salt gang a little bit, not that she would ever admit it. And I think a little bit, she doesn't really know how to interact with salt.

Yeah. So I think she's just going to sit there for as long as she can, slowly draining, you know, only about a half of one. We'll say, till I get to that point. Is it enough that we need to have you make a check to see how drunk you get or are you just in the end?

I mean, I feel like I feel like we've heard this like a fairness probably. Okay, where it's where it's going? Let's see how drunk everybody is. I find it.

And then while she's figuring that out, what are you guys doing throughout the day? So how many hours was that story time? I think like there's a lot to cover. You know, because it's probably not just that.

We go to the gory detail. I can see a maximum. I can see a maximum. But I know probably about all stories about you and Max was back in the day.

And then I'm trying to raise his tone because I know the next year I was like, he's right there doing planning with no, no, he's just like, you need to be very careful around these guys. I'm going to go over there and ask him so many questions. As long as they're revenue questions, that's fine. Hera has no, uh, brawn, which is what the check would be based on.

So it's just wait, you have to have at least a one-rink and brawn. Well, she has two brawns, but like she's not here. Okay, so it's going to be too green versus, um, I'll let you choose. How much you're drinking it between one and three.

Um, it's, it's two. We'll say that's what a bottle. It's decent, but it's not like top shell food. Oh, yeah.

It's what she would call horrible wine because what like what she grew up drinking, but like it's like, yeah, it's the shit you're throwing in the pot. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's your, um, your like eight dollar middle shelf convenience store wine. Like the kangaroo or your chicken wine. That'll be too, too green, too purple.

Getting a flashback episode five. So let's see. So that is, okay. So that's going to be one advantage, uh, one success versus two disadvantage and one failure.

So that negates out pretty well. So let's go. Sorry. What's the overall?

Uh, so overall is going to be, uh, it is one disadvantage and that's it. Okay. So when this advantage, so you failed. So you are drunk.

Yeah. So at some point, I think, um, yeah, someone is going to go down to try to gather, and she's going to be one drunk who, but she's like, why, she's like angry, wine drunk. So I think she's like, yeah, I think she's, you know, okay. So between Salton flip, who's heading down?

Or do you guys, because, because Joe and Aria are gone until late. Right. So they're gone. They're gone.

They're making, they're making money. So there's, there's that. Right. And I trust them.

You don't usually put time limits on the test. I need to do you. Never didn't think so. Where's Harris?

You've been gone for a minute, too. Wait, give me a few days. I don't really care right now. She's probably in the bar.

Come on. Come on. This is my opportunity. I can talk to.

Fine. Come on. I want to talk to you. Okay.

And then you guys had to have the bar. You'll talk to me. You'll talk to me. So I think Kara is kind of like still in the state.

I think she's moved over to like a grimy booth and she's kind of got her feet propped up and she's kind of like looking in a book but like not really reading it and she's kind of flipping pages and just kind of like swirling her wine glass just like thinking and really. Awful posh of you. Okay. And she just kind of looks over and she like goes back to where she was staring and is just like, well, I was feeling nostalgic.

And it's the last time I ever do that because this is genuinely terrible. Flip sort of slips off to the bar. He must be going to get more apple juice. Yeah, probably.

Or he's probably just trying to avoid me. And she kind of like looks at him and she's like, yeah, and kind of had that fight was kind of a maybe a big one. It was kind of sense, yeah. It was I think at the end of the day, even with the two upstairs I think so with you two a week in action that I can trust.

That's probably true. And she kind of like puts her book down and she's like, so the children of the answers. You're telling me. I can't.

So do you think your friend or whatever like do you think he's like one of them or I'd like to think Max was a pretty good do back in the day of the 10 years and time of the wilderness can fuck with me and so I don't know. And she kind of like crosses her arms and like looks like she's fully paying attention now. And she's like, so I don't know if we're still going to try and do flips, you know, background thing or whatever. I don't think so.

But what you know, really what you want to do and I guess, you know, dying and everything and she kind of is all awkward about it. She's like, I don't know if that changed things for you and what you want to do. But I got to say like I'm not super keen on doing anything for these like, I'm not sure what you promised them or whatever, but I am not going to go with these children of yet. I can't say I'm not keen on to do it.

That's way too intense for me. What am I interesting to play two parts off against each other? Don't you agree? And she I mean, I think she kind of like struggles for words for a little bit and she's like, I think we have to talk about this, this brass guild thing.

Because before, you know, you died, no offense. Is that offensive? I don't know. And she like pours herself another like she fills up her wine glass just like she's looking for something to be with her hands and she just like overfills her glasses.

Little bit. Yeah, she just kind of like is very awkwardly like very un poised. Yeah, so she kind of like busy as her hands with that for a little bit. She's like, you kind of, I mean, look, this whole thing with like the shooting, the horrible shit that happened and look, you like blue guys brains out.

You did too. And that's fair. But like this whole brass guild thing, like, you know, I'm brass guild, right? I mean, not currently, but it's not like I'm you were I might go back to them at some point.

It's not out as seems weird that you want to boss. Look, they were my friends and my family and it was a long time and I had career paths all like figured out and there were options. Then why did you shoot that guy in the head? Well, it was circumstances and they made sense at the time and I'm not saying I don't think I did the right thing.

But look, I mean, you just mentioned two sides, right? I'm just saying even three sets. Fine. Eight sides who gives a shit, but I'm just saying, you know, we don't know necessarily what size any of us is on and like who can flip in his whole soul gang?

Like maybe they're going to fucking go off and I don't know burn the ship down and that's probably fine. But I'm just saying right now we have a ship and maybe we can, you know, do something and maybe there's a ninth side that can come out of that. But I think sooner rather than later, my point is that this whole brass guild thing and you hating the brass guild and shooting brass guild members in the head cold blooded murder or whatever, I mean, that's going to be a problem. And I think you probably know that.

Oh, no, I see that. But I just interested to find out if we can prove innocence to your so-called family that kicked me out. I mean, I know they're not perfect. That forced you to shoot one of them in the head.

But I mean, and I think here I just gets really flustered and like I think she maybe would have had a better argument, but she'd like. Thank you, drunk right now. We'll chat about this when you're. I think you are incorrect and changing the subject and she like her.

I think her wine glass like falls over and just like yeah. As a topic change, she kind of like accidentally. I think this is the way we pan over. Yeah, when I think flip you're at the bar.

Yeah. And I think we're at the bar like we cut over to you and we just like crash and then we see you like turn on the look and you see the wine glass spilling over by here and then you continue. So you're trying to buy a drink. Yeah, I want to buy a whole bottle of iron tris.

OK, so this bartender looks at you and he's like, so what do you know here, kid? How much right about all of our interests? Put it on here, Steph. How old are you?

How much for a bottle of iron tris? What? Hold on. I want you to sell it to me.

How much for you to ignore that I look this young? Where are your parents? I'll give you 10 credits. It's worth a lot more than that kid.

I'll give you 25 credits. 25. And I think at this point, we need to make an education check. Okay, so like I'm really stuck.

Hang on, make it 40. That's two months ahead. Let's see. Presence.

So that's too green. What's this thing? Difficulty two, so two burples. And then take a black dice because you don't want to sell alcohol to a kid.

Story point. That's a lot of failures. Oh, it makes a really interesting choice. So that's what two failures.

One success. So I can spend two story points at 60. Not two. And then that's what?

Two advantage. Two advantage. So that all washes out. So he gets out to it.

And he's like, I can't sell a whole 40 credits. And I think he opens up a thing and pulls out a bottle. He's looking at it, trying to remember how much he paid for it. And he's looking at it.

He looks at you. You paid a lot less than 40 credits for that. Think of your stick ones. And he goes quiet for a second.

And he shakes his head. Let me see the credits. I'm going to make sure you're not bullshitting me before I. He brings up his whole pouch of credits and slams it under the bar.

Okay. This is the part where I think Heron needs to roll a perception check. The black dice because she's drunk. But I want to see if Heron notices this.

Wine tipsy. Wine. We've all been there. Perception is going to be two ranks in that.

So black dicey said versus. Diviculty too. So two purple. Okay.

And then two. What's the skill? What's the base off of? Perception is cunning.

Which is three. So it's going to be two yellows and green. So I'm going to activate height awareness because I want her to know. What's the second one to see?

It's two blue to me and allies during perception. Two blue. I think it's one to you. Yes.

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