Tiger Woods Can Only Drive Fairways – March 29, 2026

Tiger Woods DUI, Eli Zaret joins us as Michigan heads to the Final Four, Savannah Guthrie speaks, Thomas Markle finds love, OnlyFans creator regret, and the end of JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette. Eli Zaret joins the show to highlight Michigan’s Elite Eight victory over Tennessee, MSU’s loss to UConn, the mighty Detroit Pistons, the Detroit Red Wings in free fall, hit on Tiger Woods’ latest DUI, the biggest blunders in sports history, the Detroit Tigers are BACK, Eli vs tattoos and much more. Tiger Woods crashed his car for the fourth time. We revisit the DUIs of the past and ruined Thanksgivings. Savannah Guthrie opened up to Hoda Kotb about the kidnapping of her mother. Carson Daly is boring. Jason Benetti was interviewed and reveals he loves boring Carson Daly. Corey Feldman has entered the Dabbleverse. He wants to take out Hackamania. He’s miffed he was excluded from the Rob Reiner tribute at the Academy Awards. Stuttering John Melendez broke his arm and was recently called out by a former manager. Love Story wrapped up and we now know how peaceful JFK Jr., Carolyn, and Lauren Bessette died. Markleverse: Thomas Markle got himself a broad 35 years younger. Nice. Prince Harry, meanwhile, is using his children as a bargaining chip. Meghan Markle is looking for a new nanny… yet again. Meghan is looking to get back into acting. Is Meghan a yacht girl or what? Nobody wants to watch a show on Polo. Chris Brown does not want to pay Kevin McCall. Kanye West has a new music video out… directed by Bianca Censori. Thirst Traps: Kylie Jenner. Sydney Sweeney. Megan Fox. One of these is not like the other. Clavicular is in trouble and never been hotter. Elon Musk got hair plugs so he can have a stupid haircut. Chicago is having a problem with Teen Takeovers. We find some gross OnlyFans models who have a bit of regret. No Kings Rallies were all the rage this weekend. Rep. Pramila Jayapal wants reparations for those affected by ICE. TMZ is going hard on politicians and their vacations. Spencer Torkelson is a big fan of Teebs. Us too. Sherrone Moore’s crying cop cam has been released. Merch remains available. Buy it before it’s gone or miss out. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)