Tim finds Jesus in Leeds, Calvin Klein and Bill talk pants while Ben deals with misaligned nipples

It’s FA Cup semi-final weekend and, unbelievably, all the EXPloaded team have skin in the game but while Bill and Ben are born and bred City and Chelsea fans, Tim reveals that only a celestial intervention sealed the deal with his love for Leeds. Whatever.Bill gets a promise about his cock from Calvin Klein, Ben has a weird thing with misaligned nipples and a legendary interview with Damon Albarn (then Blur frontman and pretend “lad’) is only marginally less controversial than the winner of the inaugural Crisp World Cup. The truth about “the fix” is in.Did you know that it’s very possible for us to get to Mars but not so easy to get back? We’re using this to our advantage to get rid of some people we’re not so bothered about keeping on Earth. Guess who’s first up. Feel free to add your suggestions in the comment box or at [email protected] 01:13 Issue Five Highlights02:47 Football Cover Choice04:00 Why Tim Supports Leeds05:44 Foggy Matchday Miracle08:38 FA Cup Serendipity13:09 Send Them to Mars16:19 Damon Albarn Interview19:46 Car Park Quotes Corner21:44 Chaos In The Subs Office22:19 Editors At Large Hangout23:54 Barbara Ellen Calvin Declined24:48 Calvin Klein Interview Story26:59 The Crisp World Cup29:53 Planet Of The Vapes32:12 Gen Z Slang And Silent Walking33:46 Social Media And Fanzines36:12 Old School Football Phone Lines38:16 Rogue Of The Week Finale