Timecop (1994) – Jean-Claude Van Damme Kicks Through the Space-Time Continuum

Jean-Claude Van Damme is a time-traveling cop with a mullet powered by grief and LA Looks gel, and we are absolutelyhere for it. This week on Rewind or Die, Adam, Jeff, and Steve go deep on 1994’s Timecop—the rocket-sled-to-a-wall sci-fi action “classic” where politicians commit time crimes, Mia Sara explodes after ten minutes, and Ron Silver gets paradoxed into hamburger soup.We cover:Why Timecop might actually be more scientifically accurate than Primer (according to Adam, which is terrifying)The lost Timecop Happy Meal toys that should’ve existedHow this movie beat Forrest Gump at the box office for one glorious weekendBruce McGill in a mesh tank top as the true hero of the future year… 2004Plus: the shocking Back to the Future fast-food conspiracy, Sloane Peterson’s brief leap from Ferris Bueller to exploding spouse, and the Timecop 2: Totino Protocol pitch you didn’t know you needed.Next week: We move from time crimes to suburban paranoia with The ’Burbs (1989).📧 Email us your movie suggestions: [email protected] 📲 Like, follow, and subscribe so your future self doesn’t regret it.