Tips for Dating, Male Version

This song is adapted from a recent X tweet by Chris Hatch, aka Dirtdog. Tips for Dating, Male Version Stop playing video gamesGet a good haircutHit the showers, get goodClean, clean, clean your car Sign up for a yoga classGo to that yoga classAsk a cutie for her phone numberFollow up with a phone call to herAsk for a date for the coming weekendOn Friday or Saturday night Come up with a good game planFor the dinner and the dateBe clear about what you’ll be doingSo she can dress appropriately Pick her up for the dateBring a bouquet with youDon’t break the bank on flowersBuy what you like at Whole FoodsWalk her to your carOpen the door and help her in Be a gentleman on the datePull out her chair at the tablePay for the mealBe polite and kind Let her talk about herselfDon’t interruptListen to her, really listenYou want to get to know herFor every question you answerAsk her three questions At the end of the dateAsk for a second dateKeep going until you findFind someone you can’t imagineImagine not being aroundAll the time, all the time Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe