‘Tis the Season to Be Petty

In this Spiral, Sarah and Wendy dive headfirst into holiday prep by sharpening their low-key insults — you know, the slow burns that leave you wondering if it was actually an insult at all. Get your pencils out, because you may want these in your back pocket when Uncle Boozehound starts acting up.Between cookie cakes, Christmas pop-up bars, and festive holiday lights, the seasonal spirit is in full swing. Grab your favorite sip, because it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… and things are about to get spicy.