Tits Out For The CCTV!! Cos We’ve Been ROBBED!!

If anyone has any information on our stolen pasta necklaces, or saw anything suspicious, pls call Crime Stoppers on 1800 HOWISTHISOURLIFE. Thank you so much. Any tips off on the case will be greatly appreciated.This week’s Ratfood, we unpack the greatest injustice of all time … folks, we have been ROBBED. Thieved. Swindled. If u will.We also chat some of our worst cases of foot in mouth disease from the last week, we tell you all about our mate Yve Blake’s INCREDIBLE new play reading ‘Mackenzie’ that we had the humongous honour of being a part of, Sammy shares the most divine poem about female friendship and Mel unpacks her own heinous poetry era, ending with Mel Sam and Tom all improvising disastrous (*very moving) poems of their own to end the episode.That’s all little gumnuts! We’ll see you for another Ratbag on Monday, and if you’re in Naarm, hopefully we see you at ‘No Hat No Play! The Cabaret’ sometime this week - it’s your very last opportunity to catch us!Ticky link as per regular for you!MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL SHOW: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/no-hat-no-play-the-cabaret/Happy Ratfood day to all and we’ll see you in your earholes very very soon!Mel & Samxx—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHSFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.