Toilet rats & horny turkeys!

It's finally Friday and I'm starting to feel like a human again. Thank Lucifer! Started the day off with a heart-warming story about a stray dog found in Michigan that went missing from California a year ago! Talked about what's on TV this weekend & in theaters. And speaking of TV, there's apparently a "Legally Blonde" show in the works. Funny video of an elementary school principal chasing away a horny turkey named Mr. Tom. Also had another Karen melting down on a Spirit Airlines flight. Are the Chiefs moving to Dallas? The Mayor of Dallas would like them to consider it! And Brian might have a reason to get on a cruise ship after all. Princess Cruises are looking for a "casino tester" for their new $1 billion ship. Did you hear that AJ Storr is looking for $1 million in the transfer portal? Is he worth that much? Got to Doc's Racing Report, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman from Minnesota that was killed by an elephant, a toilet rat that bit a man, a Southwest flight that buzzed the tower, a Walmart rebate for anyone that bought produce over the last several years, the speed limit in the city of Boston, a fight at a bar at a Disney resort, and a porch pirate dressed up as a garbage bag! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.