Tokyo 2020+1: Olympics Day 1

It’s Day 1 of these games and we are both pickled and tickled pink. After backing up from a livestream Opening Ceremony that shaved a good five years off our lives, we look forward to the start of the games proper. We run through the Minnow Medal Tally, Minnow Watch and then bring it home with nuclear disasters, Dracula, misguided praise and thousand-year-old grudges in Apocalympics Now. Get caught up with all the action here!