The year is 2021. The world is fucked. A spectre of death looms over the games. But that won't stop the world's most successful Olympic nations descending on Tokyo.
The People's Republic of China, the divided states of America. The country formerly known as Russia, but this show is not about those countries. This show is about the little guys. The underdogs of battlers looking to wrap their fists around the middle and become a national holiday.
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Where a thing with an A-B-N, give us money and we'll haunt you. So, we're into day three of the Tokyo Games, which as we are well-versed in means like, at... Jesus. Means it feels like we've been doing this for about five years.
So... I literally look over into your eyes and you look like... It's literally like looking at a power outage in real time. Oh, yeah.
The grid is down. It's the long late nights following sports that you didn't know that you didn't care about. You're that traffic light with just the continuous flashing yellow. Yeah, but in a country town, it's like that.
The only intersection is all flashing yellow. Everybody's like, we have a population of a thousand people. Why the fuck do we have a traffic light? A traffic jam is all three cars on the road at the same time.
And to our wonderful listeners from places like Trundle, who do own three cars, welcome. Welcome back. Again, so speaking of sports that I didn't know that I didn't care about. Last night, I'm casting the old eyeballs across the Taikwondo.
Yes. We have to... We have to... We have to...
I have no idea how to back that up. But that's all I know about Taikwondo. In fact, it's... It's a bunch of kicking and there was that character Hoa Rung from Tekken who did it.
And all he did was kick. Yes, well, Taikwondo literally translated means the way of the foot and the way of the fist. Less on the fist. I'm telling you right now that if it comes down to a battle between you and Google, you're getting fucking slayed.
What is it, the way of the fist? The way of the foot and the fist. Could be a martial art, could be a genre on Pornhub. It's the worst parts of the internet.
Now that is a game. That's not a game. Martial art or porn genre. I'll tell you what, you tell that to the porn stars that are categorized as the way of the foot and the fist.
It's not a game. It's life and death. My God, I do not want to play with the game. Martial arts or porn genre.
If anyone is listening and wants to give this game a crack, we will play it live on air. If you can find anything that can fit into martial art or porn genre. If you wait until you uncover the seedy underbelly of capoeira, it doesn't mean what you think it means. Anyway, I'm watching Taequan Do.
We have to invest in it because of the pride of Tonga, Peter Taffa, who competes tomorrow, more on that later. But there's a thing in Taequan Do that has absolutely captured me. And that is that with no crowds, it's a pretty barren landscape at these games. Like all of the footage you look at it and go, it is literally just the competitors, the officials, their coaches and the ref.
As a star, the umpire or the referee in Taequan Do is dressed like a high school player. It's just like a high school principal, no apparent reason. Like that old sky blue played business shirt. A bit short-sleeved short-sleeved?
Tae or no tai? Tai, brown slacks and sneakers. Like no one has ever... That's hard on our new game, teacher or sexual predator.
Again, why not have both? Because it's so not a lot of stars. Horrible. But again, it's just one of those ones where you go, some people just look bullied.
Like, and I don't mean to underplay the act of bullying at all. It's a scourge that is right through every educational institution on the planet and it's not okay. But also, some people as adults set themselves up to look like they spent their entire schooling experience just getting put in bins. That is every tai kwan Do, I'm fine.
But the thing that captured me is that there is a special part of tai kwan Do that I didn't know existed. And obviously you're aware of the martial arts aspects kind of, as I just discovered the translation. But the bit that is incredible is thumb water again. You are so close.
What? Each coach is given a card. By a magician. Pick any card on the deck and then put it back into the deck.
How are you nailing this? What? Because each coach has what looks like a fucking magic the gathering card. Which they can hand to the umpire at any point in the match, which produces an instant replay at a time out.
So, the middle of this. These two 66 kilo guys are just flogging each other in the head. Like, oh my God, all of a sudden a coach comes over and triumphantly hands over his card like he's paying his tag. So the referee who stops the fight immediately.
These two fighters go back to their corners. And all of a sudden he's standing there with a set of headphones, trawling through an instant replay. And I'm like, it literally looks like the coach has gone over, handed in his level 13 mage. And he's about to roll the problem dice.
That's why he just rolls up and he just hands his card. It's just like plus four damage. That's it. Pulls it up.
It's a Uno reverse card. I was about to say it's draw four. The other guy's like, oh fuck. Oh no.
If you've ever looked closely at tai kwan Do, you'll notice that they are holding a fist full Uno. Yeah, which is why they don't need to use their fist, but they can. Yeah, it backed into a corner. That's it.
Oh, he's played the skip. Yeah, there it is. So yeah, it's incredible. And I want to find out more when we talk to Peter about what the rationale is behind when you play your dwarf.
Like, is it an, is it a specific thing where you need to be in a strategic move or are you just shot? At what point do you play the druid? It has to be late. Wait until you're on the absolute canvas before the druid comes out.
But I love that in boxing, it's like, oh, the trainer will throw in the towel. In tai kwan Do, the coach will give out his tab card. God, could you just imagine, like, I mean, because that's one of the, one of the sports where, you know, a lot of coaches in sports aren't actively involved with their sports. No, it's a managerial role.
It's usually a managerial role. You stand there with a fucking polo and you're there for hugs of either elated hugs or the tap on the shoulder, consolatory hug when your guy or girl has lost. But that is so involved, like, to get like all of it. Could you imagine, like, the thought process that must be going through your own mind, not just for your own athlete, but like, when do you play the audience?
But like, when do you play the orc? When do you get the ballrog and put it into play? But also, do you have this mentality where you're like, I played him way too early in the last match. Like, I got absolutely smoked by a dragon.
Can't be doing that again. And for those people who are about to come at us about Dungeons and Dragons, no, we don't know the rules. Just like, just like, talk to no. It's actually just like every sport at the Olympics where we research it, of course not.
It's like watching three on three basketball, which I stand by is the dumbest thing that I've ever seen. Because why would you have a shorter form version of a sport that's already in Olympic sport that has bizarre Nintendo noises? Is it anything else? And appears to be just a street throwdown version of everything else, which obviously, as we've discussed, makes you go.
What other sports should we be turning into shittier, shorter, street versions of themselves? Do you think that there is a place in the Olympics for the beer sprint? Beer sprint, maybe. Boat race, definitely.
And you can do that at the regatta. In between, because you know how long it takes for like each of the kayak, what are you going to get? Yeah, like rowing, rowing. On a still lake.
Obviously, you've got to get all your spaceship fiberglass things ready at the start line. Boat racing between. It would be so good. That's it.
It's not the first person. Once you cross the finish line, the job's only half done. You look at that fucking boat off the water. Like they added to rowing and still get out and then you have to do it with the flip cup.
That's it. It's the start and the finish rig. You haven't seen rowing like this. Every member in the crew has to slay a scooter in the boat.
Start rowing. Get to the end. Get that fucker off the water and slay another scooing. And then flip the cup.
Can you imagine the empty grandstand going mild? That would be the best. Yes, please come at us with your variations or shorter versions of Olympic sports that do seem to go forever. Absolutely.
Do hit us up via our Instagram, Gusson Rig, G-U-S-A-N-D-R-I-G. Great. Well, we move on to the middle of the medals and there has been absolute movement overnight. We've had some very, very notable late additions in the events that it comes through, especially big, honorable mention to American Samoa getting on the board with a brass.
We've had from the clouds, Guinea-Bissau. In a sentence that would probably never be uttered again from the clouds, Guinea-Bissau with a gallium. Sounds like a bizarre, just-asked version of Cluto. We also have a, you've got to be happy with this.
The horse-obsessed nation of Turkmenistan gets off the mark with a gallium. Love that. They were all up and about in people's grill in the women's 52 kg Judo and it did result in yet another tie for gallium, which means you know how we do this, play it. It sounded like a dirge mixed with background music from Pokemon.
That's such an accurate reflection of the headlands of those two proud but fairly under-resourced musical nations. Other great things to happen in the, you know, medals, you've got to love shooting because that's when that's said. So few people across the world said heaps of Mino nations because the field is large and that means there are many invitations given out. Right.
The Arabic world came to play in the men's shotgun. Yeah, in force. Yes. Gallium.
Kuwait. Steel. Kuwait. Brass.
Saudi Arabia. Who should be doing much better? Yeah. I was surprised that they were a minnow.
Zero gold. Yeah, when you're breaking this down and you start reading some of the nations that have never won gold and you go, you could just buy one. So you are the source of so much money. Purchase an American.
But then also some of that stuff makes sense. Like we see how the Arabia, it's like, well, that's what you get for not allowing women to compete in sport for 90 years. That is the karma of not allowing women to drive. Yeah.
That's definitely what you get. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So we do have a change up the, up the very top.
But Tan unfortunately, they knocked off. I hate that. But you love who's on top now. Oh, who?
Moldova. Yes. Two Gallium, two brass, four medals total followed by PNG, P&G, Pummy New Guinea, in second place, and we're going to turn in equal second place on two Gallium, Bangladesh with two Gallium. Wow.
How good is that? We're going to get the, the minotable up and about for our, our Instagram. We'll be folding the legs out. Yeah.
Like a, like a trestle table. A delicious spread of affordable delicacies. We're going to play our mino middle card to the referee. Get your fucking headphones on.
Let's look at it together. It's slow mo. Oh, fantastic. And the other note we'll mention there is that Honduras, notch their first gallium.
In murder. Just kidding. They would get gold. Anyway, we move on.
Mitto watch. That was horrific. I hate you said it that way. It should be said like this.
Minow watch. You're right. And now it's time for Minow watch. Play the sting.
Minow watch. Yeah, there we go. The gift that keeps on giving. That's, I rescind what I said before.
That's the card I'm playing, Pitbull. Do you imagine playing that card to the referee? It's just a Latin bald man with aviators on. In a white suit.
That's it. I'm playing Mr. Worldwide plus four damage. And when you can't afford the Mr.
Worldwide card, you just play Alex Perry. The poor man, Pitbull. Oh, Christ. Okay.
So, Mitto watch. We had huge movement overnight with one of our feature athletes. Absolutely. Elzy J.
Lee is E.G. in the bad man. Played his first group match last night. Absolutely tout.
Pocked her off. From the Ukraine. Fucked her off. He was just...
He absolutely went hard. And he broke a sweat. Our boy absolutely tout him up. Straight sets off he go.
Thanks for coming all the way with Elzy J. Oh, the best. The best, which is great. He is...
Oh, question mark. We do know that it's Wednesday. Yeah, the gold medal. If the badminton tournament goes for ages.
Yeah, he's in group M. Yeah. So that gives you an idea as to have fucking ridiculously long. This is going to be...
He started playing yesterday. Everyone's going to be gone. By the time the medal matches come around. It's just him and that fucking black bear that's hiding in the baseball stadium left.
He is absolutely right to be eaten. Yeah. So yeah, he's often racing his campaign. Like, well, not really it's badminton.
It's not a race. Tomorrow. Why are you Scott Morrison? It's not a race.
Oh my God, get vaccinated. Tomorrow we have Peter Taffler. Yes. He means 80 plus KG, Tycho and Doe.
I like that they cap it out at 80 kilograms. Like they think that that's probably a threshold. Peter would be weighing it at a solid 100 kegs. Peter is 100 kegs.
I saw it looked up before. So I'm just like 80 is such a bizarre thing because you could be... But I thought Rashid Sadebi in the last Olympics was 100 plus. Wasn't he?
Isn't that another... You know, did it? Oh, yeah, of course. But Jesus, 80 is pretty light.
Did you imagine being 81 kilos up against a 120 kilo person? Yeah. I think that that's where the kicks only. But a dug-one dug-one goes into it.
Otherwise, it literally becomes Street Fighter. The UFC... It becomes the original UFC. Yeah.
Well, you had a tiny Japanese man versus a Slurzano wrestler. Exactly. If I catch you, I get to eat you. I think it was the original tagline.
But yes, Peter kicks off his campaign tomorrow. 1245 p.m. Australian time. Yep.
You may struggle to find it on one of sevens and 9,000 channels. Yeah, I feel really bad after posting LZJ stuff being like... Get around him. Because channel seven, I'm just like, if they're not Australian, we don't want to fucking bar over it.
And this is exactly why this show exists among other reasons. Exactly. So we had a lot of time. Because how do you turn down that sweet, sweet drone money?
Yeah. Surveillance, who knew it was a gold mine? Specter drone services. We're about flying choppers, not ants.
So yes, we will be live tweeting that as we follow it on whatever strange platform we can find it on. Peter is currently not a favourite with bookmakers would be suffice to say. You looked up the figures, didn't you? Yeah.
Peter's 150 to 1. 151 to 1, wasn't he? Don't miss the buck. No, that's the bit.
I'll try and keep an eye on my future fortune. That's it. So yes, he's 151 to 1. And his first round match he is against the currently number one ranked, uh, Doha in the world.
So they call him. Tycho and doh play up. Druid. You know what?
The number one made sure, God. So yes, he's up against it. But as we know, he is a man that is willing to bear all in front of a crowd of billions. So speaking of how about that tick tock that he put up before?
Okay, if you have time, jump on to Peter Tafforda Fuhr's Instagram. You have time. You're currently at home sitting in your undies during day 9000 of lockdown. Try and figure out what you're going to Uber eats for lunch or which one of the four of you gets to leave the house.
Yeah, you have fucking time. So jump on to Peter Tafforda Fuhr's Instagram and tick tock. And watch him watch the embodiment of a bloke in his 30s trying to get around social media as he squeezes coconut oil over his chest. It looks like he's right in the eye.
It's not as hot as it is during the opening ceremony. It's really odd. Yeah, he, uh, I would kill to see some of the DMC receives. He spoke about them when we were into him last Olympics about the, the pure level of white hot thirst that comes his way after the opening ceremony.
He was like, it was just, it started off with, yeah, give me some of that. And the height of it was just like, I never knew what being alive felt like it. I saw you walking to that stadium, which brings us to our flagship segment about how everything is dead set on fire. They played the catastrophe card.
Here's Apocalypse now play the sting. Apocalypse now. So we're all very well versed in it. Everything is fucked.
What have you got for us, buddy? Short succinct intro, everybody wanted. So yes, Tokyo is quickly establishing itself as a place where you should not get into the water. It is not safe.
It was never safe. The triathlons kicked off. Yes. We knew that it was going to be a bit of a clusterfock based on the fact that the water is a toilet and there's a cyclone coming.
Yeah. But at the same time, we didn't realize that there was more scope for it to get heaps more south. So start line of the triathlon is the swimming part. You run lines up along a pier.
They jump into the water. They just, they jump straight into the bowl. They hammer out two Ks and then they're out. Now, the one thing that you don't want to do if you are an open water swimmer is drink the water.
One is drink the water. But two, to have to contend with the possibility of being chopped into a thousand pieces while swimming. Like some kind of bizarre Japanese game show, which we should have seen coming. The start of the Olympic triathlon, the men's at Tokyo 2020 plus one, featured everyone diving in at the start line and then a camera boat.
A camera boat of cameraman reporters slowly reversing into the field. Oh my God. A pella running. That's a cavalcade of humans swimming towards them.
Met that they instead of just hammering that into forward and getting the fuck out of there. Slowly reversed to like the slowest train wreck of all time. Holy shit. And only reason disaster was averted was because there were officials in kayaks and dingis and jet skis who basically ran into the swimmers.
Who, these are the start of the Olympic dream. They're often racing at a thousand knots and they have, they're being physically hauled out of the water before they run into a spinning preparation. So that's, that's the way that it starts. They only capture half a field through this.
What the propeller? So, so anyway half the field is in. They have become shark food, but they managed to stop half the field. The other half are just out.
They have made a break for it. They're going hell for leather for the boys and they get slowly rounded up. So the energy that's expended through doing this means that it's, it's declared a false start. They all have to come back and do the whole fucking thing again, which means that some people, the guys who, the guys who swam 500, 600 meters, are spent.
Whereas the guys who almost died and will hold out of the water after 20 meters are stitched. I like these. This is amazing. So that they go back, they restart the entire thing.
I assume that they relegate all of the cameramen who were in boats like the start of the cine to Hobart to the shore. Yeah. And go, you guys can watch from here on a timeout. Everyone dives back in and it's business as usual except for the fact that it's not because the bloke who ends up winning is a guy from Norway.
As he is triumphantly charging towards the finish, it's become very clear that the Norwegian triathlon suits are see through. And he is proudly standing at attention as he spreads towards the finish. Nothing gets you up like winning. 100% you haven't ever been more rigid than winning gold at the Olympics, because I think the t-shirt slogan and he has brought that to full-mast.
Oh, number three, women's summer dresses. Number two, the way of the fist on Pornhub, but the number one erection-inducing situation, winning gold. Like you're so bad for that guy. Not just winning gold, but winning gold after narrowly avoiding death.
In Dafun City. And Blood Rush City. That's it. All the blood that should have been exiting your body is in your dick.
Yeah. Do you know how horny you get? It's fight or flight. It's the nature's most powerful, aphrodisiac.
That's it. Yeah. It's not outrunning a charging lion. It's almost getting chomped in the middle of Tokyo toilet.
Haven't you noticed all those stiffies at the running of the balls? I did those balls are up and about. And once you're talking about them, and once you're a chance to gorge Spaniards, not with the horns. Oh, but anyway, we acknowledge that the running of the balls is a terrible event.
No, that's bad. It's real bad. But we're on the bull side. We just want that to be really clear.
We want them to go. We're pro-ball. We're pro-gore. That's it.
If you have a running race with a bull and you die, we have no sympathy for your own at all. But also, you can't receive the sympathy. You are dead. Yes.
You are Tokyo bait chum. Anyway, what do you got? So, I went on a bit of a ramp. A track ramp.
We're back. I went on a bit of a track ramp. I went on a bit of a rant yesterday about the USA team because after day one, they had won zero medals. Very good.
It's a shard and froyd across the nation. You have Australians and nations all over the world. That'd be a mend that erection list. Because right up there is very successful, traditionally successful teams not winning.
The best part of my morning was watching the previously undefeated in 24 Olympic matches USA basketball team losing to France in their first group match. I loved it. The dream team. Yeah.
You've heard a common nightmare team. They're pretty cruega. The last time they had such a collapse was 2004 in Athens, as you may recall. I think Argentina won the gold medal there.
It's maybe Spain, second or France, second. I can't really remember. But they've lost three out of their last four games. That includes exhibitions.
They lost it in Nigeria. They lost it in Australia. They don't care about it. But everyone is now fully shooting the bed back home.
They're just like, kill these men. They've turned on their coach. Great pop bitch who is a very storied coach in the NBA. He's led the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA to multiple titles during his tenure.
They're all shitty and frustrated by the fact that he's running a San Antonio offense. Is the San Antonio offense just shooting people in the head? It's the way the fist. It's a punch.
It's double drag. Yeah. No. All these colonists are coming out of these quotes because people are talking like it's the end of the fucking world.
Oh, God. This was USA basketball choking in a way that's never happened before. Not at the Olympics. It's almost stunning to believe that a team with Kevin Durant, Dan Lillard and company couldn't close out a seven point game under four to go.
But it happened. What an all time debacle. Way to keep an perspective fellas. Oh, you love to see it.
Especially in the middle of a pandemic that is just claiming millions of Americans. No, this is the worst thing that's happened. Yeah, absolutely. Nothing to do with the things that have ravaged their country over the last year and a half.
That's it. It's just all. Okay. Now I'm concerned, although this loss is the one that counts, it's still like three losses in their last four games.
What in the hell is going on? Damn. And this is probably the one that that is the most telling USA's men's basketball just lost the Olympics the first time since 2004. And honestly, they would be by better team.
The days of just showing up and running pick up and having the other team asked for pictures after getting waxed by 40 is over. Call back to our favorite Angola related story. Absolutely. They asked for autographs and pictures after they got absolutely smoked.
But those days are over. They're now in Olympic sport called three times three basketball. But this now brings into frame one of my favorite facts about these Tokyo 2020 plus one Olympics, which is that. Do you know who has the same amount of victories at the Tokyo 2020 plus one Olympics in the basketball?
Rig. Same amount of victories as Kevin Durant. Same amount of victories as Damon Lillard and Zach Levine. And everyone else on that team.
We've a big win. Big equal first zero wins in Olympic basketball. Oh my God. That is the best.
So the only other thing I've got to report is the women's road race in cycling was completed yesterday. Yeah. At the road race at the Olympics, I found out that there are no in-ear comms. There's no radios for the team to talk to the cyclists.
And in every other race, they have their team telling them what's going on at set. The Olympics, because I assume the whole thing is still supposed to be amateurs, which is being violated in every sport. Yeah. No radios.
Now this has resulted in one of the greatest turn-ups that has ever occurred, which is a Dutch cyclist crosses the finish line at the end of the road race. Lips her arms in victory and proclaims gold, gold, gold. And finally, she's the second person across the finish line. She just misplaced this cyclist who'd fucked off at the start and never come back.
Oh, right. So because there's no radio, the entire peloton, like basically, it's formed behind. It's formed behind. So what's happened is that breakaway grip of cyclists at the start, fuck off into the distance.
Then the peloton catches them, but they miscount or like as a collective, just have a complete brain snap and go, yeah, I think that's all of them. Well, I guess we'll just settle in and race for gold together. This chik, this Austrian mathematician who is not ranked on any world circuit is off by herself in the distance being like, fuck it, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Yeah, she crunched the numbers.
She did. She became full, beautiful mind. Yeah. Out there.
She looks like no radios. All these equations going around her head. She's that Gallifian Everybody's racing at a different pace and they're just going through the motions. Don't they usually have like motorbikes and like trucks or sedans that like film them?
Like they're in front of them? Yeah, she's two minutes ahead. So there's another whole set of motorbikes in front of the peloton that they think are the head of the pack. Or the two-teller course if you prefer in French.
And I don't. Perfect. Yeah. They just have absolutely no fucking idea what's going on.
And she's just out there caning at home. Just expecting them to catch her being like, well, I'm just a simple mathematician who happens to have a $40 bike that I got for Christmas. And I will be in Japan at about the same time as the Olympics. So you know what?
I'll pack the BMX. I'll throw the fixie in with my luggage. That BMX with no brakes. That's it.
It's a well, it is a pretty flat course. I won't need gears. Low seat. High handles.
Zero expectation. That's it. Oh, yeah. And so she, so what did she end up winning by?
Like a lot? The fucking ages. She's shattered home to the point where she's just there at the finish. She's caining home.
She's got enough time that she can stop. You can fuck around. Staying autographs. Yes.
There she is. That's fucking Einstein's off in the distance. Brewing herself short black. Gold, gold, gold.
Oh, man. Fucking old mate on the other side of the bloody ribbon. Coffee in the air. Ville common.
Oh, shaggy. That's amazing. Yes. Anyway, how you going?
We're good. It's time to go and actually watch Summer Olympics. Oh, yeah. We love this part.
We live for it. Right now we are. Yeah. Absolutely.
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All right. Well, I've got to go and engage in the way of the foot. I'm going to go and prepare my major, the gathering cards. It's contest on.
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Some of us think so, and we find it in a game. Magic the Gathering. All you need to play is a brain, a deck, and a friend. No one knows what it's like to be the bad man.
To be the sad man. Behind the lies. And no one knows what it's like to be hated. To be fair.
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