Tom & Jerry on Gold Jet Skis, a Man in a Waymo Trunk, and Why I Nap Like It’s a Ritual

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit. Also: Big Food is getting sued, and honestly? Good. Powered by Firstory Hosting