Tom Wiggins is actually Zordon

So today out walking the dogs I walk past a very flamboint man. I smiled and said hi, to then be chased down. He introduced himself as Troy and asked if I played basketball, I replied yes. He said he does "Male Massage" and the first visit is free. he hands me a card, shakes my hand and walks off.   This card had nothing on it except a picture of a swimming pool his name and number.   It's the little things in life like a stranger propositioning you for sex under the guise of a massage in the middle of the day that make life worth living.