Too Gay to Function, Too Kosher to Cheat w/ Robby Hoffman | SOTIB #150

#coltondowling and #RobbyHoffman Chapters: 0:00 – Cold Open 0:26 – Hangovers & light beer logic 1:24 – Airport meltdowns, government shutdowns & chaos tolerance 3:58 – the white lesbian farmer 5:36 – Growing up poor 7:58 – the religious experience of a first laptop 9:56 – the luxury of adult paychecks 11:03 – Canal Street Gucci 12:36 – Roaches, lice & 10-kid household  14:21 – the meaning of "clean equals rich" 16:57 – the illusion of secure jobs 19:15 – Scarcity mindset vs. adulthood 21:12 – creating your own nepo-baby moments 22:30 – The Emmys 24:31 – Bringing her sister onstage 28:43 – Modeling, deportation & Paris chaos 30:01 – t.A.T.u., Russia fantasies & underground gay bars 33:21 – "When I knew I was gay" 37:12 – why humans love shortcuts 38:03 – Illegal raves 39:14 – Why cheating feels good 40:33 – Kosher childhood lessons 41:31 – Happy Meals & forbidden nuggets 43:25 – why it's never "about the tits" 44:23 – the sacred wasabi pea ratio 45:56 – Research-brain 46:49 – the shame room 47:19 – Vegas marriage: spontaneous or perfectly planned? 49:01 – "making sure I was gay" experiments 52:04 – The 2–3 pump incident 53:10 – the disastrous "undeniable sexual chemistry" speech 55:05 – fleeing heterosexuality 57:52 – Lesbian poster 1:00:38 – Jewish summer camp sexual energy & staff-camper boundaries 1:01:52 – First queer icons 1:03:02 – "Do you have any questions for me?" 1:03:14 – Robbie's Netflix special announcement 1:03:54 – Plugs Go watch Waitresses: Episode 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZE7IwHpeU&t=124s Episode 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XlmD8WFQhY&t=11s subscribe here and follow the show: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@someofthisisbad Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0rIdFG1tD5NPDm9bwgd0B5 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/someofthisisbad/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@someofthisisbad Patreon - https://patreon.com/SomeofThisisBad Follow Robby Hoffman: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robbyhoffman/ Patreon - https://patreon.com/toofarpod?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=join_link Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/toofarpod/ Follow Colton Dowling: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/coltondowling/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/colton_dowling TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@coltondowling Follow Jake Ricca: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jakericca/ Media Kit - https://jakericca.com/mediakit