Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights | Ep. 20

What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.In this episode, Austin tackles:The tragic limit of human bagel consumptionWhy dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingosA marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipplesCarrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concertJoe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”Oklahoma legalizing rooster vs. robot fights (seriously)Accidentally stumbling into a cockfight in ArkansasWorm paranoia, Trump suing the New York Times, and Charlie Kirk’s martyrdomStick around, subscribe, and laugh at the madness of life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.