Too Woke Boys 75: New Year, Same Woke Boys

The boys get together to ring in the new year, by discussing how resolutions aren't important to make if you are already doing everything perfectly. A somewhat somber beginning to the new year with the passing of Betty White, as well as John Madden, some football guy. There is a surge in weird weather, mostly what some people would call winter weather, but since climate change is happening there are also fires and wind storms and flooding. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dunks on the GOP after being criticized for vacationing in Florida with her pale, cuck ass bf, who wears sandals in public (so beta). The boys talk about Tom Holland and what a wiener he is and how Zendaya needs to get herself a tall king like the Too Woke Boys, who are both taller than Tom... The boys get creative on how they would recreate that iconic Spiderman upside down kiss from the Toby Maguire The suicide bomber of the Afghanistan massacre of 13 US troops has been identified. Patton Oswalt apologizes for being friends with known bigot, and formally hilarious legendary comedian Dave Chappelle.