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EPISODE · Apr 3, 2026 · 33 MIN

Touching Grass So I Don't Sh!t My Pants

from Zesties! · host Cris Ramirez

Aight listen! This week Cris is gonna tell you why you need to stop crying, go outside, and touch some MF grass cause he's giving a master class on anxiety and what's causing us to lose our minds. His new obsession with minimalism is enough to exorcise the Zesty demons that linger within, a gaggle of geese jump him, and SpaceX releases a new snot rocket! Stay to the end and watch/listen for when a squirrel with huge nuts nearly attacks him!

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