Track Attack: Signed, Sealed, Gaslit (CMAT, Twenty One Pilots, Cardi B)

This week, Brandito’s out, so Mel, Incredibob, and AppalachianRose dive into a batch of singles that feel like a group chat full of exes, chaos, and drive-thru therapy. From Megan Moroney’s “6 Months Later” heartbreak blues to CMAT’s “Jamie Oliver Petrol Station” fever dream, we’re unpacking relationship delusions (“we never dated”), legal limbo (“The Contract”), emotional yelling (“HOW DOES IT FEEL?”), and whatever turf war Cardi B’s waging in “Outside.”It’s giving:💔 situationships,📜 binding documents,⛽️ snacks that may or may not be metaphors.If you’ve ever cried at a gas station or drafted a breakup text in Notes, this episode’s for you.00:00 Introduction08:52 6 Months Later - Megan Moroney016:19 The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station - CMAT26:23 we never dated - sombr34:55 The Contract - Twenty One Pilots48:02 HOW DOES IT FEEL? - The Kid LAROI54:33 Outside - Cardi B