Trade Deadline Dumpster Fires & Ohtani the Cyborg

Brylan returns with more chaos than a bullpen phone on deadline day. This week, Too Many Balls dives headfirst into the 2025 MLB trade madness — who won big, who forgot baseball was still happening (hi, Rockies), and why the Mets might finally be... competent? Plus: Shohei Ohtani continues to be unfair to the laws of physics, a squirrel hijacks Wrigley Field, and a nacho tray becomes an elite foul ball glove. It’s baseball news, it’s real, and it’s barely professional.