Traffic School - 03/21/2025

This episode was an absolute fever dream of bizarre discussions, unhinged traffic complaints, and unsolicited legal advice. It kicked off with Viktor trying (and failing) to stay calm, only for Lieutenant Crain to gleefully remind him that chaos was inevitable. Listeners called in with pressing questions about Idaho’s most important legal matters—like whether slow left-lane drivers should face immediate exile, if twerking in the street is a jailable offense, and whether it’s possible to buy a military tank and just take it for a joyride. The answers? Yes (sort of), no (but please don’t), and absolutely—just make sure to register it first.The chaos continued as someone named Crazy Carl phoned in with an extreme weather report that was neither extreme nor informative, yet somehow still won concert tickets. Viktor then passionately campaigned against beets, questioning why farmers even bother growing them, while Lieutenant Crain just quietly braced for the inevitable hate mail from Idaho’s beet industry. To top it off, the episode ended with a cryptic teaser about Lieutenant Crain’s upcoming secret trip to a mansion worth more than Viktor’s entire existence. What’s the mission? Who knows. But if it involves twerking, haunted military tanks, or an underground beet smuggling ring, we won’t be surprised.FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE @VIKTORWILTVisit our website: https://riverbendmediagroup.com/info-page/the-viktor-wilt-show/Subscribe to the KBear YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@kbear101rmgFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kbear101fmFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kbear101fm/Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kbear101fm.bsky.socialFollow us on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@kbear101fmFollow us on X/Twitter: https://x.com/kbear101fm