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EPISODE · Apr 18, 2025 · 35 MIN

Traffic School - 04/18/2025

from The Viktor Wilt Show · host Viktor Wilt

This episode of Traffic School was pure unfiltered chaos, like if Family Feud, Cops, and Jackass had a baby and raised it in a police cruiser. Viktor returned from a week off—refreshed, blind to the outside world (thanks, blackout curtains), and ready to grill Lieutenant Crain on all things naked, noisy, and nauseating. We had everything: calls about cars too loud, truck nuts too spicy for Idaho law, and naked trespassers who ditched their clothes and their dignity at the pool. One guy ran into a light pole staring at the sheriff’s wife (legend), while another nearly chainsawed off a parking boot because he thought “laws are for other people.” Lieutenant Crain confirmed that, yes, puking on a cop is battery, but no, he hasn’t been puked on—yet. Throw in a Girl Scout cookie ranking, unsolicited smacks to Viktor’s head, car abandonment laws, and more poop jokes than should legally be allowed on FM radio, and you’ve got yourself an episode for the ages. Someone even tried to dodge $75 parking fees with a “do you know who I am?” tactic. Spoiler: it didn’t work. This was law enforcement Q&A meets stand-up comedy on a runaway train of madness. And it was glorious. FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE @VIKTORWILTVisit our website: https://riverbendmediagroup.com/info-page/the-viktor-wilt-show/Subscribe to the KBear YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@kbear101rmgFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kbear101fmFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kbear101fm/Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kbear101fm.bsky.socialFollow us on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@kbear101fmFollow us on X/Twitter: https://x.com/kbear101fm

This episode of Traffic School was pure unfiltered chaos, like if Family Feud, Cops, and Jackass had a baby and raised it in a police cruiser. Viktor returned from a week off—refreshed, blind to the outside world (thanks, blackout curtains), and ready to grill Lieutenant Crain on all things naked, noisy, and nauseating. We had everything: calls about cars too loud, truck nuts too spicy for Idaho law, and naked trespassers who ditched their clothes and their dignity at the pool. One guy ran into a light pole staring at the sheriff’s wife (legend), while another nearly chainsawed off a parking boot because he thought “laws are for other people.” Lieutenant Crain confirmed that, yes, puking on a cop is battery, but no, he hasn’t been puked on—yet. Throw in a Girl Scout cookie ranking, unsolicited smacks to Viktor’s head, car abandonment laws, and more poop jokes than should legally be allowed on FM radio, and you’ve got yourself an episode for the ages. Someone even tried to dodge $75 parking fees with a “do you know who I am?” tactic. Spoiler: it didn’t work. This was law enforcement Q&A meets stand-up comedy on a runaway train of madness. And it was glorious. FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE @VIKTORWILTVisit our website: https://riverbendmediagroup.com/info-page/the-viktor-wilt-show/Subscribe to the KBear YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@kbear101rmgFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kbear101fmFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kbear101fm/Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kbear101fm.bsky.socialFollow us on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@kbear101fmFollow us on X/Twitter: https://x.com/kbear101fm

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