Trailer #1: We'll be back

It's been a while since anyone's heard anything from us here at WTFATTA. Two years ago, there was a massive explosion that incinerated all things WTFATTA. The emergency response crews were dispatched with more haste than your dignity after a "random" TSA screening. Without much foresight, they were sent by train. The resulting trainwreck has been classified as the greatest man-made cock-up of all time, but with your help, we'll be back!