EPISODE · Sep 29, 2015 · 30 MIN
Trees
from Shut up a Second
In which our heroes sway with the wind, get infested with beetles and are turned into wood pulp as they discuss trees. We wonder what a bonsai tastes like, discover why vegetarians won’t eat figs and learn about a tree that has a vendetta against the human race. Jackson forgets sasquatches aren’t a real thing, Zoe reminds us once again how stupid pandas are, and Zammit just wants to know why Marky Mark hates the Vietnamese. So join the gang as they rehash The Happening, eat a fruit they really shouldn’t, get covered in blisters and even though it’s very painful, it’s slightly sweet.Want to help fund our morbidly obese sasquatch documentary? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in bringing awareness to their crippling tree-eating addiction. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about what to do when triffids attack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In which our heroes sway with the wind, get infested with beetles and are turned into wood pulp as they discuss trees. We wonder what a bonsai tastes like, discover why vegetarians won’t eat figs and learn about a tree that has a vendetta against the human race. Jackson forgets sasquatches aren’t a real thing, Zoe reminds us once again how stupid pandas are, and Zammit just wants to know why Marky Mark hates the Vietnamese. So join the gang as they rehash The Happening, eat a fruit they really shouldn’t, get covered in blisters and even though it’s very painful, it’s slightly sweet.Want to help fund our morbidly obese sasquatch documentary? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in bringing awareness to their crippling tree-eating addiction. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about what to do when triffids attack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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