Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line.The legendary Corn Nuts “Bust-A-Nut” campaign — including a rarely heard “banned” version.Other chaotic ads from the same agency (Slim Jim Man, homicidal beef jerky commercial).Listener Diane inspires a Tainted Broth cover of Tim Henson’s Tranny Adventure (full track at the end of the episode).Tim reflects on LGBTQ terminology debates, scented candle addiction, and Lord Douche’s lighter confiscation policy.Steven Dawson (Ding Dong Baby) returns with a “sexy snake pancake” seduction attempt featuring ass-focused choreography and accidental flatulence.Fundamentalist preacher Steven Anderson explains why consent apparently doesn’t exist in marriage (yikes).Drunk incel meltdown audio: rejected guy declares war on women everywhere.Triple Penis Discovery: UK researchers document an extremely rare case of trifalia found during a cadaver dissection — the man likely never knew he had two extra internal shafts.Bear-Maced at Waffle House: Tennessee man sues after a confrontation with security allegedly led to chemical spray, a stun gun, and zip-tie restraints while he was waiting for food. Trial set for 2027.A DV historian uncovers ancient late-90s show references (Tim wants those recordings!).Butter Bell updates continue.Someone sends a video of themselves taking a dump (relationship tension included).Choir terminology outrage commentary.A wife checks her husband’s phone and finds Tim’s deleted dick pics.Canadian freak meetup karaoke chaos.Marketplace seller accidentally meets a guy building vampire-hunting kits.Sideshow Membership: distortedview.com(Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow exclusive!)Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview$5+ gets priority voicemail line • $20+ merch perks coming soon.Episode Sponsorships: $25 via PayPal → [email protected]: 206-666-4463Email: [email protected]: @distortedview🎧 Show Highlights🤡 Internet Insanity📰 Distorted News📱 4 Hairy Cunt Text Line☎️ Voicemails⭐ Support the Show📞 Contact