Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast Enemies the only one you like you told me yesterday watch zero podcast. I watch every podcast. So it's number one in your book That's true. I don't watch podcast.
Do you watch us? I don't watch our own podcast. I do sometimes I watch certain parts back to kind of like see if it hit or miss You know, I just like to see what I like like in my fatter. Am I saying you watch the whole episode back to see if you're fatter?
No, I only watch like the first like 20 minutes. Yeah, if I have a moon face or not I am very fast. I know we're not talking about weight or anything, but I am very fat literally nothing fit me I had this on today and this because she's literally nothing fit me. Did you just saw?
I saw like under boob and like oh my god. That's my belly. I'm not my belly. I know you're wearing a bra Exactly.
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It's Oh Oh, before we get into too much because there's I'm hyping in a lot to talk about It's pumped too much before you're like, I'm so excited Well, okay, so let me tell you what we're doing today. We have arranged um a whole how it oddly satisfying There's this like it's a trend that existed before tiktok but on tiktok There's a whole thing of people like smashing their hands in the cake. I love it Smishing shit and doing all this so we are gonna be doing that here today. Dan cut to this camera.
Look at this Oh, it's not on. It's not on. Don't cut to the camera. Yeah, but we have our own cameras We're gonna be slapping cakes and slamming.
I love it peeling skins. Have you find that oddly satisfying nobody finds that? Really? I just ate some skin for us to peel.
I have actually I wanted to ask you about that because it was so advanced Okay, but we had like a huge passover family dinner while you were there and it was fun But before we get into all that I want to say Because of all of the vlog squad and David stuff and all the essay I thought it would be appropriate to start a fundraising campaign for rain, which is the leading charity organization for Helping victims of essay and abuse and all such things. I think it's great. I think it's fantastic We already met our goal. So there's no pressure to donate.
That's what we saw. We did a whole thing me me and Trisha each donated 10,000 except Trisha I was like you bitch. She gave 10,100 I don't know why that's showing because you said you did that too. I said for fees I wasn't trying to upstate you although I decided I should have done like more but I said for fees So like 10,000 went to the charity and then like fees were a hundred dollars But you said you did that but didn't show up or what to be honest my accountant donated so I didn't know she probably like no fees Well, that's why it says that but hey, I'm happy to donate a little more But anyway, we each put 10,000 each and then we set the goal of 20,000 because like Trisha said I don't want to be like expecting but if you want to help donate if you want to you know I like to turn this thing into a positive here of all these things happening So and raising awareness.
So I'm gonna put this link in the description So if you guys want to donate frenemies team frenemies, let's go and something funny to note Is that me and Trisha having put 10,000 a piece in we're already the number one team and guess who's number two? Miramax and Weinstein Yeah, yeah, like I'm sorry A little bit more On behalf of like Miramax and let's look Yeah, it's alumni we incur employees of Miramax dimensions and the Weinstein company I think they're just like, yeah, Weinstein, you know People still work for the company. I'm like, let's also donate. So we don't look horrible.
Yes Um, well Miramax probably our Weinstein probably should donate something. I guess that'd be admission of guilt though He's like I didn't do anything wrong. Why does he's like what am I don't think you did anything wrong? But you know, we hear to help right?
That's a good he should be. Yeah, that's a good point Or like quinter Well, why seems like well, why is he's like I'm pro essay? What why would I I'm pro essay? Weinstein I think he's like why would I want to prevent that I thought that people who like worked with him?
They should donate maybe because they made so much money off of To our campaign. Yeah Don't do it in Weinstein's name do it in our name. So who are we calling out Quinton Tarantino? Uma thermin To quit especially was to work so close.
I've been a flick and Matt Damon good. Well hunting. Let's pony up friend We should know what he out once he's like you're so mean on all those people like you know, don't eat Woody Allen and definitely would not because she still stands by him. So I'm still so mad about it.
Even though I know that What do you know? I'm the sickest shit. I can't edit that so angry. I will never ever watch a Woody Allen I'll be honest.
What do you own the overrated? It's like, oh neurotic Jew It's like that's the last thing I need in my life is another neurotic Jew out there representing me I mean I loved it because of someone who didn't know I didn't do this I thought it was so cool. That's my personal love with Jewish people because I thought that was so cool They had all these little ticks like I have and I was like, oh, maybe I'm a Jew. Don't say I fell in love with Jewish people You couldn't say that about any other ethnic group, but I thought you're not I thought you're culture Say this.
That's when I fell in love with black people. Right. Right. Okay.
Good boy. Okay. I'll just say that's when I Liked Woody Allen. Okay.
Good. You're probably right about that. I am right. I'm trying to be more PC for sure Okay, good.
I love that. We love PC There's a string attack that I think I'm like racist and I reach out to those people I'm like, let me know what what I'm doing that comes across that way because I need to stop and I need to like be the opposite That's not me if I'm coming across that way anyway. I don't want to be that way. Oh, really?
No, I'm trying. I reached out to a couple creators and what do they tell you? Um, why don't you like that? I don't speak out enough and I agree with that.
I think my issue was okay For instance Addison Rae was on Jimmy Fallon and she did a bunch of these dances and like three four That's funny. Yeah, well, but the thing is I never spoke up. Oh, they're gonna claim us, huh? Uh tonight show.
Yeah, for sure. No, they did they did a copy like copy. They didn't do the right music like they did that You know copyright free But the show itself well is gonna get a show itself. Sorry.
Oh my gosh. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I literally didn't see it He's just right there.
Um, no, but the reason I never like set like set enough I guess like even during what I try to say like I just never wanted to come across the distance here You're supposed to you're supposed to call it Addison Rae dancing on the light show. What is that? No? Well, I think when I've had opinion about something I've been scared about it I think that there's a little bit and I agree actually with this So when I agree with me, I should like say it more I just don't want to be like the white knight in every situation where I'm just not no pun intended on the white Just like I don't want to be the first to always like Anthony Padilla just has to stick out for you know Everybody however, you don't need to say no pun intended on the white knight.
Well, because I don't mean like I'm a Caucasian. I know I know it's a well It's a well-known uh, well, I don't want people to think that I'm like, oh, I'm this okay. Well, um I don't know anyway, I'm sorry. I don't want that to come from serious I trust people know it just to help if you were more vocal and I agree because there's certain things that I do feel like strongly about with the Addison Rae thing and I didn't say anything because I was like, what was the problem with Addison Rae?
So she did which by the way killed her performance. I actually really thought I think she's really good her like dancing Where everything was great? She did a segment prior to that where Jimmy Fallon was like holding up signs of like popular dances like Corvette Corvette, you know, like those kind of dances and she was supposed to do them because the same thing was Charlie about a Year ago Charlie also did these dances And they ended up giving credit to the creators in the description I think after some uproar about it But if three fourths of these dances are by like black tiktokkers, black creators Like they should be the ones that get to perform this on these shows And why is Charlie now Addison the ones that get to perform because what I remember about was you know Flyboy like Kiki like and I'm only sticking out for this because I do think that's a really integral part Like the people who come up with the answer is like a lot of my renegade who are the three girls performing Dixie Charlie and Addison And then like that's just it was just it's just bullshit the person came up at your point. Yeah, that feels a little bit of a slide More about it.
I should have done it at the same time I don't think I think you're right and that you don't need to champion every single cause No, but this one I feel strongly about because I'm like, yeah It would be nice to show the people who created the dance Right and at the same time you do make a hundred tiktok today. So there's space in your schedule for it Well, and I thought you know, I always I always critique David for not talking like doing the potting on Twitter Not giving space platforms, but I think front of me is my biggest platform I was like, we should address this that there is a little who are we giving a shout out to any of its credit the original? Do you know they are? Yeah, why does not off the time?
I know flyboy. I know flyboy. Shout out Let me get all of them. Well, they're in the description, but there's oh Kiki.
Shout out. Oh, I follow up. Well, link in the description the my Nicole Why why why why why they private well, they are they are they're not though, but why would you make it private? Really anyway, I just you know what we're gonna do We're gonna link these guys in the description.
It's gonna be at the top You're gonna have to expand but it's gonna be more than that though like Jimmy Fallon link them and I'm like Jimmy Fallon You should have their big creator. I do what can I do I mean you guys come down on our show you want people to come do that You know It's just it's just it's hardening. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like I'm not gonna lie like this is no hate Addison or it's like they don't do the dance is just it's really like the creators who started the dance Like do it like and you can tell when Addison's doing it. She's wearing Corvette like audience like doesn't know what to say like Doesn't belong in that because like the late shows were like all that farts who are watching TV like you have to be like over Let's say probably over 65 to enjoy Jimmy Fallon You got these young girls doing the Corvette Corvette.
It's like what? Okay. Yeah, I just never went across as insincere I think that's why like even during like what I'm trying to say what I can but I just never wanna cross like I'm doing it I don't know what do they call those like performance activists? I'm not that person But I do like this when I felt really strongly about like you know I should say something because I just you know sometimes things I like is a little bit like being complicit You're right.
They say they say there's a saying like that. I can't recall really good one Right can't help me out. What is it? Oh?
Oh? Oh, I got it. I got it evil Oh, I got it when when the good men stand evil wins when the good men stand by and say nothing Google it. It's not but you see what I'm saying.
Right. That's not the saying. It's obviously way more well I've never heard that one. It's great.
It was about the holocaust. Oh, I'll be wrong about you as well. Good. Good.
Go ahead, Dan. What is it? Yep, you found it. That's the only thing necessary.
Oh my god. These pop-ups. The only thing necessary for triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing Now that's a quote. Okay.
Do we love that? We love it. Thank you. That's are we good people in this?
Yeah, you're we're trying thing over evil speaking of Jews pass over to your family fun, so what's on honestly? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're out of settled. We're out of agenda.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on. We have something we want to present to you Mmm, you tell me Bring out the surprise. This is a little something to commemorate our 1.5 year anniversary of meeting Oh, wait for it. Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh geez, it's crazy.
Oh, we're not censored right? It's censored enough. Well, they'll tell us. Oh my gosh.
This is amazing. You are printed up in the New Yorker, the Culture Page. We wanted to commemorate your achievement of being an icon. Oh my.
And one here of you stuffing your face with a burger. I don't know why they put that. It's awesome. Yeah.
In the contents. Oh, that's so nice. I would give you a hug. But we don't really hug.
Don't hug me. I want to. This is amazing. I put this in my office.
Thank you guys. And of course it's been dazzled in everything the frame you're like David Dobrik minus yesterday. You always are surprising me Because he's a good people like Tesla's oh like with giving me gifts He would surprise you by like like gave me Hamilton tickets, and I'm like ah oh he would do nice Oh, he would do nice things minus the David Dobrik surprises were more like payoffs. I mean for the record Jason bought the tickets not David But it was for David's vlog so I guess never surprised me with anything, but they did that I thought that you guys want to Puerto Rico to see yeah Ten dollars a ticket was for a fundraiser like you go to Puerto Rico because he's from Puerto Rico well at the time And so that's a nice thing yeah, but Jason bought it But he let David have the bit for his vlog and he sent my thought anyways I guess anyways all I'm saying is like you're like David over surprising me with guests like you're the Tesla I don't know cuz you know the peeps you did this yes, I know you've done so many I can't keep up well What can I say we have we we we pay attention here?
Anyway, it was this was something I thought it was that picture I was like is this one this not so well We can do that too. Okay, so we were cleaning out our old office Which literally I don't even know why we've been paying rent on it, and we haven't even been in there in a year So like why are we paying cuz we bought you guys know we bought a new warehouse that we're gonna build our set and everything We're just waiting we've been waiting because of covid for the plans to get approved for like six months So it's like just sitting there it's so annoying anyway We have this office that we've been paying rent on for like a year. There's been totally empty So we're like why are we doing that so we cleared out this office? It's gone.
It's done Yeah, it's done and we're moving all the stuff into the new place, but we thought we looked this was the first time We met one like one and a half years ago. It's getting we were oh my god. I kind of feel like yeah I think I must have gained 50 pounds too. Why are we so skinny?
I guess quarantine but it's been a long year and a half Yeah, I was really depressed and miserable when I was there, so you know honestly you were happy way I guess well, you know what? It's just it's just crazy how Life comes at you fast. Yeah, you're really sweet. I was so unlike you I was like I was so nice, but it's not like I would like I think about but it was just yeah because it just it was just like Wow, you know just I mean like this is some unexpected shit I agree and that's why I try and make amends with people that I have like beef with like I tried to do another podcast So I had beef with and that's like a beautiful friendship ours.
Oh, Hannah Yeah, the gabby is thinking like maybe this will be like, you know, it's good to see you try and then I'm like, oh, no Mass familiar, but but sometimes you get a friendship you get a fiancee you get a family, you know, your whole family as part of family Basically you owe me everything A kind of yeah kind of you're the only one like once you start talking about it all sounds like everyone listen If it's talking about David as opposed to me talking about even for two years about the same stuff It's not anything groundbreaking. I was talking about those girls two years ago I was talking about it and no one really care that I'm not saying in a bad way I was like at least I guess people listen I Do I maybe I maybe it is misogynist. I mean I think I think I think it I think people are just they discredit you too easily Or the whole vlog squad just was on this crazy discredit campaign of you Well, and I get it and you get and you did drive your car high on That wasn't like a public thing. No, it wasn't like I mean I'm just with peace in love when you drive your car high on meth in someone's house.
It's hard to take them Yeah, but that was three months after my first mental health That was like anyways, I get it and another reason why I try not to like put myself into situations a lot times People don't want church to pay us a minute. They're like just trash. We don't have any you know what I mean So I try not to white knight people if they don't want me to I just know pun intended I mean that one he's okay. I'm talking about general.
Oh, yeah, anyway What I wrote was this photo was taken 1.5 years ago the first time I met Trish Paytas in our studio Which by the way, we had a great what the one thing I always say about you is like I think you were on the show twice Before we made the podcast together and each time was like a really good episode. Yeah Remember like two days before quarantine, right? Where we saw the bastards I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot So we did like two times and then the bachelor, but like every time we had you on it was like so good Mm-hmm. Yeah entertaining.
You were so you're just such an entertaining like great guess and I feel like I feel like we have I always felt like we had a good chemistry. I think we're both like just very forthcoming and unfiltered in a way I was like, I don't think that's why we connected I was like not even close to saying Well, we are both bad. No, we're skinny legends here. I was 180 there.
I remember I was on to where I was like skinny Look, you know why we look so happy because we're skinny and that's what before the interview. We took it before I remember It was a little friction, but anyway, I said, oh, okay. Yeah, little I was I think I was like, yeah Oh, here's a really mean comment. I should read that.
Oh, we're the top one. Yeah, but anyway Yeah, they say since then she has become my sister in law soon to be my partner in crime and one of my best friends Life is one strange mother lover. You're my only best friend right now So I'm one of yours. You're my only we found it.
We don't hug It makes me sad though because you hug most of the other day and it was the first time I saw that and I was like Well, because we love it. We've never hugged not even before COVID Well, I tried to hug you once you're like, don't touch me Because that was the one since you've never hugged and then you're like, no, but I thought you look for the first time last night It was amazing. Wait, we hugged. I mean, you know, I like she gets really good hugs actually like you wouldn't think so What I love being I love the people in my house and maybe you think she's skinny so you want to think such a But like she went underneath and like brought in it was a really good hug.
I was really like, can I say something yeah There are I feel like there's two types of people in the world people who analyze the hugs I receive and people who are fully unaware I don't I never think about the quality of a hug. I always think about it Like I feel like if we were to hug you give me a side hug like, you know how you just put like one around like a weird side Yeah, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to go chest to chest But that makes it uncomfortable for me because I'm not thinking somebody wants to touch my dad Is it really like this weird like side being and I'm like you can well regard this. I don't think of Dan Do you think about quality hugs? Yeah, I guess I do yeah, I'm a hug quality analyzer.
Moses you think about how quality? Maybe she's me Yeah, I try to avoid hugs all together. What does that mean though? You just hug even you were the one he said as we were leaving he's like let's just go He doesn't invite him from across the counter.
He's like, I'm gonna go get my hug So you were the one that initiated the hug with even right, but that's after Colby They got like scenes people feel more comfortable. Yeah, but why are you avoiding hug cuz a lot of times the other person's like perfume Or stuff stays on. Oh, yeah, what earth here? Water has no smell Anyway, yeah, I try to avoid I just like and then Ian and Sam.
I'm just trying to see if I'm the only freak here Are you guys you guys analyze how quality? Okay, good Sam But see okay, she said she said Sam Ian's girlfriend who's here said she some people get really Cosey hugs. Yeah, so I guess Split it's like, you know, it's very interesting how some things are never spoken about like I find this very much It'd be like some people wipe their ass from the front and some from the back And then the others don't know that even the whole other team exists at all so hugging quality is like that Yeah, the wiping thing is like I don't get it. I actually wipe.
I don't want to say it. I actually wipe back to That's how I what but you're not supposed to cuz you cuz I don't have over time. I mean, I don't get infections Why would you unless you're like like like how floppy do you have to be not like having it out and like wiping it? I don't know.
It's like yeah, okay, if you can handle your shit Um, yeah, but yeah people like I'm getting like a piece of love. I'm sorry This is gross, but I wipe back to front to when people like act like I got shit all of my balls Well, I went there was a day when I before I ascended to the to the great Great throne that I'm on now. I used to wipe. Did you?
Yeah, you've elevated your mom gave a double hug to me? I'm always she kind of went with both arms around us It was really interesting because I was ready to go for like a full hug around her and she went with her I'm almost as am. Yeah, so right the hugs you got yesterday. Yeah, I Would no, that's like that's like no, okay.
No, okay. I think most of my good hug. She's always yeah Yeah, you're my dad. No, you're my mom was very lively yesterday.
I love her I love your family like I feel really bad. I was like while I was like, I don't know if I was just I don't know What should I read this me comment or do we not want that? Sometimes I like me comments. What is it?
What you see? Oh my god. Well, let's see what okay. I'm reading this mean comment because oh Oh, yeah, this was me.
Let me read it before I show up. I'm just not gonna show cuz I don't want to send a mob of people after this Person that's good. Yeah, that's not On the note when people do give a cake comments like I've been The one blow I remember you texting me right after it was really bad I remember being like, oh my god, why is he texting? So I thought we would never talk again like that last one of the last ones we had I was like, oh, I really messed up this time and then you're like, I hope you're okay And I was like, oh my god, like I was so I that was like, oh, yeah, yeah You guys give multiple chances.
You guys are forgiving people and honestly like it's good cuz like it's not like you killed My dog or anything. We just had a little bit of a fight. Yeah, don't kill my dog and we'll have a problem Yeah, well, I haven't had an episode which is crazy. We're just scary.
Yes I thought we had to like sabotage everything for a minute not here not here But like before I came I was like, I'm gonna sabotage everything sometimes I get this one But it's just an intrusive thought yeah, it's so weird if you have like a conscious thought of like, oh, I'm gonna do it That's just an intrusive thought mm-hmm. Yeah, anyways, so anyway Passover with the families amazing I also want to per se that pass over at the family. We have a lot of photos and stuff There's a lot of like we're all vaccinated now. Yes, the major I would say Every like almost everyone there's vaccinated.
Yeah, and it was because they were in different states or no or just because you had a hookup You know, you're like you said the person that works for you guys knows how to get the backup. It's not a hookup We're in well, my parents and all the old people got are fully vaccinated. My brother-in-law is a teacher My brother is a teacher. I'm fat.
You sent me a tic-tac being like here's no B's person getting back I was so confused. You said that I like I was like I didn't wasn't sending it to call you fat I just thought it was funny. You literally it was like you get the vaccination because you're you know, let me call it up I was just trying to shit. I was just trying to share a funny tic talk with you like God forbid Okay, I said it was funny.
I wasn't trying to call you fat Why else is someone gonna see why else would you send this anyway? Because like you share something funny with a friend Did you share this with anybody in your family? I shared it in the chat with me. I know this to me.
Okay, all right Well, come here. Let's watch it. Have you signed up to get vaccinated yet? I have to do it under that link But you sent me well, we had one for thousand Oaks, but or whatever, but we had one for what did you send your information to lino?
No, what the hell she'll sign up for you to send her your info and also your fat to qualify I'm kidding. I'm just kidding because of the argument. I'm sorry. I'm fucking mad.
You know, you're not but the haircut under you any favors Well, I know trust me. Why don't you wear a beanie until it grows for a little bit because I don't care You think I look fat with no hair I don't think that's what you call me back on this right. Yeah, right. Yeah, we're both we're both fat I want to wait ourselves to see who's better because I got to be some peace of mind well to be totally fair in this conversation I am like six to seven inches taller than you know, so like, you know, I mean, but you do have the massive That's true.
Mine are like 30 pounds. You go to weigh them on a little grocery store Look, we're we don't need to we don't need it's not a contest Tricia. We both should be not a contest It's for peace of mind to be like okay, we're equally fat. We can jab at each other.
We're equally fat. I don't know you Well, who do you think fat? I don't know I have no idea. I think I am I think I'm too 30 right now for real I need to really wait because literally nothing's fitting.
I mean not to turn into that But like I wonder we need like a body we need to know what we need to do is do the body fat index or like what is it called? The weight fat index with it tells you how much of your body percentage is fat. Oh, that's how you really know Wait, Dan, it's not just based on height. Yeah, we could calculate that ourselves right now body body mass index my eyes Definitely crush your eyes minor.
Yeah, it's why are they so big and you're so skinny should we do that right now? Do you want to do it? Oh, so maybe we'll do it next week Ian or do you think we're equipped to do it now? Well, I just search for a calculator.
It looks like I didn't wait Well, let's not do it before we eat you have an eating contest next week. We should go on here to train us Don't you want to know that's the board? Okay, but You're right. You're right.
You're right. You're right. We have a scale. We have a scale.
No, let's do it Okay, you don't want to do it. We have a scale right there We should cosplay as the two fatties from hairspray. Did you see that movie? Really?
Like I show you would look so good as these characters. So can I talk you into this one and one more time or you're uncomfortable with it? I think I'm uncomfortable. I think I might actually like try to analyze myself if we do this.
Really? Yeah, let's not do it. Oh, let me watch the TikTok first. Are you talking about the old hairspray or the new one?
Um, both. Wait, I want to show the TikTok that apparently upset you this weekend. I was sharing it because I thought it was funny, okay? This is us.
Is it a picture of divine? That's not to roll down. Oh, it's not to roll. Yeah, that's him.
You never thought hairspray Oh, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to shit. What do you want? They lost me at hairspray.
Oh, you do a play video game It was pretty friendly yesterday about you and watch me nothing. Not weaponizing just saying that's what my mom said my grandpa said once Because I used to want because my family's annoying and I mean or like I just like you saw it like how they're obsessed with football It's like it's it's it's embarrassing. Yeah, like I'm trying to put Theodore to sleep and my dad's going He has no Consideration for anything like you're adopted. That's like a hundred percent.
I don't see any similarities I do look like my mom, don't I? Yeah, I was trying to see like your dad or your mom. I literally couldn't see us so confused like hey, listen I'd be happy to be adopted. I think I'm adopted to I think my Moroccan is adopted.
I've always dreamed of having been adopted to explain a lot Your family's great. You're just so different than all of them. I was like whoa. Oh, yeah What I was saying was I didn't want to say it for my family's that like because my brother and my sister Tried to make an effort to connect with my dad through this whole sports thing Which he's like we're the obsessed with and I think that there's the psychological explanation is that I didn't want to be like my dad I didn't want to connect with my dad.
Oh, so I took up different hobbies and I mean with peace and love I like me my dad around good terms and everything. Yeah, that's like the psychological explanation No interesting your dad was on two game shows that icon he told you about that. Yeah, cud embarrassing I asked him he was a contestant on some stupid game shows. Yeah, they weren't like anyone I recognize but he said he won some kitchen items I'll tell you I'll tell you he won a pair of kitchen not or like silverware set Yeah, that it had like wooden handles and he fucking kept those Like for 30 years he would not throw them away because he chairs them But they're starting to rot like as a kid.
I remember we were still using them I'm not so clearly because it's all he was loud as to use They're starting to rot it's made of what it now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I got me thinking is we should do We should go on family feud your family versus my family Celebrity one with you. I have no idea who they are. Can we invite ourselves on a show?
Yeah, we're trying to reach out Yeah, I would be that would be fucking out that would be fucking really good. I wonder though fine I feel like my dad would be good. My sister would be good. I'm not sure my brother.
Yeah, he's like He's got like he's got more of a rain man brain than like a survey brain Like what's the what's the never would what do people call heaven whoopi? For heaven with the nothing we ask a hundred people on the street. What is something that you can get? I'm in Dan.
Do you think we could get on that show? I mean, I don't watch it regularly, but doesn't like ninja on that show? No, yeah, that was my friend. He hasn't been here.
He hasn't I'm at it really Is it still Steve Harvey that I say if I don't get one of these looks from Steve Harvey I need one of these still Steve Harvey. Oh my god. You guys need to interact with the video like I made a video While just sitting on Steve Harvey for being a dude. I love him.
He's from Cleveland. I stand by Steve Harvey I love him. Honestly if you iconic my mom was on real fortune like free time. Wait, wait, wait, I made a whole I went every game Wait, hold on see I for Steve Harvey a street, but I need to revisit this because we do where we should throw to break Oh, really we're a little over having too much fun over here people.
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Yeah, but it's funny. It's funny. It doesn't look like you're the mouth. Do you remember Justin?
That's good. That's a pretty good impression. That's what he does. What's the answer?
All he does. He goes. That's all he does. I like it.
That's probably your future. It's hosting family feud. Fucking kill me for sure. I get to you doing that.
No, I'm retiring. No, you'll host like $1,000. One of those things, you know, that's you. And then you know what else I can see is Ethan for sure hosting like a pageant of some kind of announcing the wrong winner.
You think I'll follow the wrongness universe. You remember that, of course. They don't like it. I'm saying this as someone who's also your way.
They don't like heavy people hosting those kind of things. They like to have slim. Well, hold on. We have some fat hosts.
You're carrying lost weight before he hosted it. Right. They're like, dude, we're gonna need to lose some weight. Everybody even to become a lost weight like before.
Listen, in general, people don't like fat people. Isn't that crazy? That's really great. But no, that's like one hatred.
I mean, there's so many heaters. I don't get it. Why do people hate people that are fat? Because they think because they think they're lazy and have no self control.
But how would that affect anyone? It's not like I look at someone that's like broken. I'm like, Oh my God, you're so bad. I don't know.
I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying I see that conveyed all the time. I probably even says stuff like that in the past. You think they're like lazy?
I don't know. I just think it's like it's such a weird. But there's this whole thing. I hear people.
Even people I really like that I listen to all the time. Like Howard Stern always goes on and on about out. Just put down the fork fatty. You know what I mean?
Oh, I hate that. That's like so like because it's a psychological thing. Honestly, if I could be 100 pounds, I would, but obviously there's something like. Yeah.
Hello. I'd love to be skinny legend. Can I watch this fucking TikTok place? I'm not an essential worker.
Hmm. Okay. How do I say this? Um, what does this mean?
What does that mean? Well, it's, um, there is a certain thing. Okay, if you hit it, you can, you can get, you can get it. Um, has to do with, um, Mm hmm.
All right. Well, when you figure it out, you let me know. I want that vaccine. Okay.
Yeah. Did you hear that by me? First we should all be eligible for the vaccine. I mean, I'm down.
I can go get it. I need to go to have breaks. That's all literally all you have to do. Okay.
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You're responsible for the shit. I mean, not the first person to be responsible. I'll be more responsible with this. Well, because entertainment is considered essential, essential service.
And fat, I'm going to die soon. Fat is like, ooh, honestly, I hate when people say that. It's like, Oh, I eat in fact, you take 10 years off your life. I'm more than happy to have 10 years off.
That's an easy exchange. I'll have a belly full of nuggets. I'm really happy. Bear me in the net bear, but the belly full of nuggets.
That's funny. That's good. Maybe I like love food, but honestly, like, I don't understand people like, like they say different understand how like any carbs or cheese is for like 10 years ago. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. I sad, carbless quality of life. Hey, no, honestly, I get me angry that she doesn't eat. Pizza.
That's crazy to me. That's crazy to me. That's people that don't eat pizza. But it's like, yeah, like, oh, people who are so fit like that are like, you know, you seem on Instagram and TikTok and they're like, it's like, OK, yeah, they look good, but you know they suffer.
But you know, people don't enjoy eating. I think there's so many people that like eating. Right. So amazing.
I wish that was me. But I think it's just because we love eating, just like some people love spending or doing drugs or whatever. It is like, you know, I kind of wish I didn't love eating so much. That would like make my life so less complicated.
Oh, I know. Like, if you didn't enjoy it, you just did it because you had to eat. That would be amazing. But that's it.
Honestly, I was thinking about this, right? Like, some of these people write like the David Dobrik's of the world and stuff on it. You know what I learned about David? Last week, we're having a whole conversation about like, what is his sexuality?
Yeah. We're like, is he gay? He doesn't seem interested in sex at all. Yeah.
Did you tell me that he was like a cook? No. OK, so somebody sent me a link and I watched it from the podcast. Maybe maybe Ian, you can find it real fast.
I don't remember where it was. I don't want to king shame him. I don't think there's anything wrong with this at all. But I thought it was just interesting because it's just to analyze his character.
Right. If you if you're into like a cold or whatever it is, I'm not saying I'm not shaming you at all. I mean, God bless, you know, let that let that bull ride your wife to fucking all the way to the house and back. I love it.
So he said they were having a conversation on the podcast and I'm comfortable saying this because I listened to it with my own ears. He says that he would love to watch his significant other have sex with somebody else. And then they're like with a big dick or small dick. He's like, well, big dick, obviously, because you know, you want her to enjoy that.
I heard that. So he's so I learned that he's actually a voyeur. He's a viewer and he even said, I remember he even you got it. You better hear this because he says and then he goes on to say, I don't like having sex.
It's too much work. I'd rather watch. OK, I get that. No, but it's it explains so much about like it.
And it's even even weird because it's almost cast this voyeuristic aspect to a lot of the weird sexual stuff that goes on in his vlogs. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Sure. Right.
Right. It's just me and my house. Like he would just be in my house when we got home to scare me. Like he was in my house all the time.
Like, so doesn't it make that makes it makes it more? Let's say, um, disturbing. It's more like, um, invasive. Yeah, he's getting some kind of pleasure from it, right?
Which I'm speculating, but listen to this clip. Well, he's not speculating because I like to watch what I'm speculating is I don't know if he was necessarily getting doing that in your house. But listen to this clip, OK? It's kind of interesting.
Would you ever want to have a threesome? Yeah, sure. What? Really?
You've done it to me? Oh, with you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at the graphic.
It's like him. Would you let another man have sex with your girlfriend in front of you? Oh, in question. I would say no.
No to that one. Yeah, I've seen that porno before, but yeah. Oh, I would say. Yeah, I would say.
Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. Are you afraid?
I'd be afraid I wouldn't be able to come back from it. I think that it's like a very, like, it's a very look down upon thing in the community of having sex community. The community of relationships. We were laying down on your bed like two years ago.
And like, I had this random thought. I was like, man, I would love to watch my girlfriend get fucked. And you're like, oh, my God, thank God you said that. That was so weird.
Yeah, that's not about it. Yeah, because it takes OK, first of all, having sex takes a lot of work. So it takes that out. So now you can just lay there and you're still kind of having sex, but you're just kind of watching.
That's the best. I feel it's so much better. I love watching. I prefer watching them.
Like, like, like, actually doing it with a guy's like a big cock and then perfect. Yeah, I'd rather. The next day, she's like, I don't want a girlfriend to be having sex with like a lane guy. Yeah, or a friend.
A stranger or a friend. A stranger. A probably stranger. Yeah.
Yeah. So again, not, not kink shaming at all. I mean, God bless. But it's interesting because I was always like, what is the deal with this guy?
He doesn't seem necessarily gay, but he's not sexual at all. You think he's like an asexual? No, I don't think he's asexual. I think he wants.
He just, he likes to watch. He's a lawyer. Which way is everything else is like, sometimes we're disturbing though. Like him asking questions about 17 year old about having sex that was like, ooh, like, why are you in the room and hiding in your back room and listening to you guys have sex?
I mean, he's very disturbing on so many levels. I feel like he's had some trauma or something. I don't know something bad, maybe happen to him. I don't know.
He's that sad. Anyway, not to drag. I mean, yeah, I don't, I'm not sure. I don't, I'm sorry if this seems like I'm unnecessarily dragging him.
I just thought that was an interesting peek into his psyche of continuation of the conversation we're having. Yeah, he's um, it's so funny. Everything about David down, just like exhausted thinking about it. It's like, oh my God, it's so much.
We have so much to do here. Do you want, I have chemical, let's just do it all with him. Let's give him a little naz. A little nazak.
You see his new music video? Yeah. You're totally fine with it. I feel like you are.
You can do yourself atheist or just non non non non non non. Wait, you have a problem with his? I'm just wondering if he's not, I'm not having a problem with it. Yeah, I saw it.
Of course, no problem. Something's, and even if I, like, I'm not even like super religious or anything like that. But there's something so like, when I was thinking like, Santa can involve like, there's this guy that here, right? Hey, for instance, he's like, Santa, I'm saying you're wrong.
Like, Santa Rios and like that, whereas like, he sacrificed chickens and like, anything sacrificial, anything double, like related. It just feels bad. And I'm like, not religious. You go up Christian.
So you have a little bit of a. No, but yeah, but like, I can have sex with no guilt. You know, there's so many things I can do with no guilt like that. You know, Christian.
You're just superstitious or something? I don't know. I hate. Like, I don't listen to like, Lady Gaga or Beyonce because they have a lot of like, Illuminati and stuff like that.
But the little nozzle was like, extremely, I don't know. Because he's, I think the whole thing is a parody about how everyone's saying he's going to help because he's gay. So he's like, yeah, I'll go to hell and I'll fuck the devil if they're while I'm down there. I thought it's great.
I just feel like I get really weird about like, not necessarily Illuminati, but Illuminati. Like, the demonic. Illuminati does. That's demonic.
Isn't the Illuminati just a secret organization? Yeah, but it's like making a deal with the devil Jesus. The devil coming at that. I don't think the devil's part of the Illuminati.
Yeah, that's what it is. It's all about all I like, no God. Ella is no God. When they say under my umbrella, we're not seeing it.
Oh, take back. Wait, if there's no God, that means there's no devil. If there's no, oh, I mean, I'm not saying I don't believe in God, or it's like some higher thing. Illuminati is not a state, right?
Can so much fact check that? Well, I don't think the Illuminati conspiracy theories are really a monolith. You know, people attribute all kinds of things to Illuminati. Right.
So yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of people that say it. You loved it. I didn't love it. I like a little Nas X.
I'm a fan of his and his music videos are always like, like super creative and really like the last one he did the Christmas one was like crazy awesome. I love that. He does about his shoes because they have no collaboration with him, but he has the the devil worshiping star on it. Wait, he didn't wait.
He didn't do those without you. They came out that we have no, but he has the Nike switch on it. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah.
I thought it was all that. It was just a parody is it not a real shoe. The real shoe. He's selling but not with Nike.
He bought a Nike. He's going to get you. You can't do that. I was like, okay.
Let me factor. Let me factor. I thought I was going to say in our collective like modified shoes and resell them. Oh, oh.
So do they need? So is that like a if it's considered? Oh. Nike's retail and then they like customize them.
That means not mass selling them if they're considered. Yeah, it's like it's like a boutique. Like there's like maybe like a few of them. Okay.
Oh, I think you can do that then. Yeah, that's different. But I was like, wow, Nike allowed to put a drop of blood in the soul. And that's also just like not sanitary.
I know the devil is real. I know there's like devil shit on his earth. And not I won't get into it, but I saw one of my friends like literally something that I want to scare the shit on me because he's like changing completely. And I was like, oh my God.
Like literally like listening to this person. You're just like, oh my God. This person like literally something demonic happening with them. And I really believe that because this person was like a perfect in every way.
Like so it's up with everything. And then the minute like there was like something that switched, I was like, holy shit. I think there's a demonic happening here. And it's scary.
And it's real. It makes me sick talking about it. You brought it up. No, I start talking about it.