Troll 2 (1990)

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into the infamous cult oddity Troll 2 (1990), directed by Claudio Fragasso. Despite the title, there are no trolls—just vegetarian goblins, a ghostly grandpa, and a kid trying to stop his family from becoming plant food in the town of Nilbog. Yes, it’s just “goblin” spelled backward. We break down the awkward dialogue, head-scratching plot, and legendary moments that helped Troll 2 earn its “so bad it’s good” status. From “They’re eating her!” to pissing on hospitality, it’s a mess that somehow keeps you watching. Tune in as we talk about what makes this film unforgettable—for better or worse.