Trump Accounts, Waymo Gridlock, And The Wet BJ’s Incident

The 9 AM hour starts with Wawa Hoagie Fest, Dawn teasing a major Dawn’s Big Three, and the crew still riffing on sandwiches, the old tuna heist, Bernie Sanders, and whether Bernie will speak on Graham Platner. From there, Nick plays the Seattle crowd singing the national anthem before the U.S.-Belgium match, praises the patriotism in the stadium, and then argues that political dislike of Trump should never make Americans root against the U.S. team. Matt Rooney joins late, and the jokes land on his audio, Chris Christie, the BJ’s roof collapse, and the start of Fight Club. Fight Club centers on a Memphis street brawl with National Guard members and police trying to restore order. Sean argues Memphis has improved with the Guard and local cooperation, even if the footage proves the city is still dangerous. Rooney then sparks the funniest stretch of the hour by saying Sean Farash and Jimmy Kelly should host afternoons together, which leads to a rotating impression debate: Trump vs. Hannity, Bernie vs. Mark Levin, and Alex Jones vs. Rush Limbaugh.