Trump Is Your Revenge

Wondering what your life might have beenIf you’d gotten into the pants of the homecoming queenRaging cause you never made the Ivy LeagueFell a little short on your SATsWell I made it through high school paying for favorsAnd in college the Jewish kids wrote my papersThese days Cornell kisses my ringAnd it turns out Columbia needs my blingI am your revengeMuch better than a friendTrump is your revengeI’m all you have in the bitter endRemember that girl, prettiest in your classNow she’s my press secretary and I pinch her assBack then she wouldn’t give you the time of dayAnd one time she spread rumors that you were gayThese days I dictate the length of her skirtHer heels aren’t high enough if they don’t hurtThey may never take a second look at you in the streetBut every day is January 6, never admit defeatWhether you’re a Gen Z incel or a lonely BoomerThink about your ex when I’m banging Laura LoomerI am your revengeWho pays back one with tenTrump is your revengeCause bitter hearts don’t mendWell you lost your job on the assembly lineBut I’ve got your tariffs and your chloroquineThat brown dude who took you one on oneThese days ICE has him on the runI am your revengeOn me your world dependsTrump is your revengeThe opposite of ZenWell I have succeeded where you’ve merely triedGot the upscale version of a mail order brideAmerican women usually saw right through meSo I searched Eastern Europe and one finally blew meWhen you’re a broke motherfucker it’s hard to find some actionListen to your king, love is just a transactionI’ve had Capricorn, Leo, SagitariusJust call me your President Love VicariousI am your revengeAnd to my will you’ll bendTrump is your revengeJust nod and say amenRemember all the trouble you had reading booksWhen the nerdy kids gave you those funny looksThese days I’m shitcanning thousands of scientistsSpreading false love to hardcore ZionistsToo many jobs require the ability to readBut the Truth Social share button is all you’ll ever needI am your revengeA leader among menTrump is your revengeThe reprisals never endA liberated people doesn’t need a kingAnd so I banned Why the Caged Bird SingsI’m like the Wizard of Oz, I’m living a lieThat’s why I banned The Catcher in the RyeYeah, it’s easy to hate what you really don’t knowThat’s why I banned Jack Kerouac’s On the RoadI am your revengeIn time you’ll comprehendTrump is your revengeThe ravages I sendWell your daddy was cruel and so was mineWhen it comes to picking favorites love is not so blindHurt people hurt people, you know that’s trueHe tried to live through me, now so can youWell the people who love me don’t even know meAnd when I think of them it’s all about what they owe meLife is short and it’s only a gameYou follow me because I tell you who to blameI am your revengeJust give the word, say whenTrump is your revengeTo hell we will descend This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit sweatingthesmallstuff.substack.com