Trump Just Crashed The Global Market…On Purpose?! | Dylan Page

Trump Just Crashed The Global Market…On Purpose?! THIS WEEK ON NEWSDADDDYYYYY!!🛑 TRUMP TARIFFS THE WORLDTrump just pulled the trigger on global trade, sparing only Russia and North Korea. Stock markets in China, Japan, the UK, Saudi Arabia, France, and literally everywhere else have TANKED. Some are calling it necessary economic reform. Others are calling it a full-blown meltdown. Either way-this is history in the making.🇨🇳 CHINA TAKING OVER THE WORLD?BYD has officially surpassed Tesla. China’s building a 50-square-mile EV factory (bigger than San Francisco), launching flying taxis, and dominating the global rail game. Is this innovation-or unfair, state-sponsored business warfare? We break it down.🌍 FIRST-EVER HUMAN POLAR ORBITA crypto billionaire just became the first human to orbit both poles of the Earth. Flex? Waste of money? Or lowkey the coolest flex of 2025? Either way, he’s up there with Wi-Fi and vibes.🚬 VAPE-O-COTCHI: YOU HAVE TO VAPE OR YOUR PET DIESNYU students created a Tamagotchi-vape hybrid where your virtual pet dies if you stop vaping. Yes… this is real. And yes… it’s as cursed as it sounds.🔥 GAS EXPLOSION IN MALAYSIAA fiery mushroom cloud EXPLODED in Malaysia after a gas pipeline burst, injuring 145 people. It burned for hours and left behind a crater-and a whole lot of questions.🚨 TEACHER ARRESTED FOR SA OF A MINORA U.S. teacher was arrested during a traffic stop in front of her husband-after being accused of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old student. We cover the case, the text messages, and the public reaction.⚡ RAPID FIRE NEWS- GTA 6 India Edition drops on Twitter (it’s AI, but still 🔥)- Kawasaki’s ROBOT HORSE is here and it runs on hydrogen- TikTok ban delayed (again)- YouTuber arrested for leaving a Diet Coke on North Sentinel Island- And of course… Trump threatens to bomb Iran if they don’t strike a nuclear deal. Casual.💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments:Is Trump fixing America or tanking it?Is China just out-hustling the West?Would you ride the robot horse or nah?SUBSCRIBE NOW before Alex finds you and straps you to the Vape-o-cotchi 💀#GlobalMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #ChinaEV #BYDvsTesla #PolarOrbit #TiktokBan #NorthSentinel #CryptoBillionaire #ElonMusk #RapidFireNews #NewsRecap #WorldNews2025 #NewsDaddy #DylanPage --- ------------ Keywords: current events, conspiracy theories, news commentary, speed, mrbeast, breaking news Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices