"Trump Takes Oath as 47th Prez: Inside Edition Cause Winter’s A B**ch

Yo, Trump's getting sworn in for his second round as the 47th Prez, but it's indoors 'cause it's freakin' freezing outside, bruh. No outdoor vibez, they moved all that to the Capitol Rotunda to keep everyone from turning into popsicles. After he takes the oath, he's gonna scribble on some executive orders like it's nothing and then there's this lowkey parade at Capital One Arena 'cause, y'know, weather's trash. First time since Grover Cleveland for this non-consecutive term vibe, fam.