Trump’s Iran War Hits America TWICE, and the Second Blow Is BIGGER!

Right, so NewsNation asked Republican Congressman and Zionism’s biggest fan Randy Fine how much longer Americans were expected to carry the cost of Donald Trump's Iran war. A war we all know is being waged in the interests of Israel of course. A fair question, really. Petrol costs more, transport costs more, anything that even moves across state lines costs more, and in the end the whole country gets handed a bill with extra zeros and a cheery 'thanks for playing.' So how long? Until we win. Which, roughly translated from Israel leg-humping politician-speak, means 'until the sun burns out, I get bored, or in this case more like until Benjamin Netanyahu says so.' It’s the kind of answer you'd expect from a Magic 8 Ball after too many Stella’s and a GB News binge. No date. No limit. Not even a seasonal 'we'll review it after Christmas' dodge. Just keep paying until Trump decides he can slap a 'Mission Accomplished' sticker on whatever's still smouldering and call it a day. Win what, exactly though? Iran's surrender? Its nuclear programme dismantled? Hormuz fully reopened? A signed peace deal? Or just Trump announcing victory before any of those things have actually happened, hell having a higher chance of significant flurries quite frankly than the orange oaf securing a deal?