TSL S1 E9: Kissing Conquerors [Thirsty Sword Lesbians]

In which we reach the end of our Thirsty Sword Lesbians playthrough! There's a bromide that holds true: every assassination attempt ends in a music competition. I don't know why these are the immutuable laws of the world, we simply obey them.  With Manth thoroughly done with feelings and ready to show a red-cloaked idiot why she was the captain of the guard, Oriole is dealing with extreme remorse because a promise she made, one Walt Whitman would be proud of, is sliced asunder, whereas Katinka and her family hold true to Shakespeare's line, "A little more than kin, a little less than kind."    What's Your Damage? is a tabletop RPG actual-play podcast featuring comedians Elliott Rose, Sadie Blake, Parker Postyeni, Douglas Gale, and the double-headed dragon known simply as Kate And Rae. Our merry band of miscreants romp through the Filipino-mythology-inspired homebrew world of Oneasaeno and across the TTRPG spectrum, slaying puzzles and solving monsters every step of the Thirsty Sword Lesbians was designed by April Kit Walsh and published by Evil Hat Productions.