Tuesday, June 9, 2026: Thigh Lifespan; Ravens Grad Speech; NBA Finals!

Keep your phone out of the bathroom! Hemorrhoids are so much more common when we sit and scroll while doing our business. Considering that next time. Maybe make a TikTok limit. AI vs organic speeches. After graduation, speakers have been using AI and taking the stage sounding like robots, Anna needed to bring back her speech as a refresher. Raven reads his AI speech.  The Knicks are the talk of the town. And the... wallet. Fans are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to watch the NBA final championship games, with not a regret to be found!  Anna recently found out the bigger your thighs, the longer you have to live, supposedly. Today, Anna, Raven, producer Sophia and producer Justin all measured their thighs and Anna decided what age they'd die at. Phew.  Raven opened his pool and found a WHOLE lot of frogs. Could be worse, though, some of these findings are horror stories! What did you find in your pool?   This week, Raven goes head-to-head against the top of the class! It's Cant Beat Raven: Valedictorian version! Congrats Emma! 90 celebrities showed up to the knicks game last night. Plus, a controversial appearance. Ben stiller and Timothy Chalamet, per usual. But some surprising other attendees. Is there a right or wrong way to do laundry? Laundry expert, Richard Handel joins Anna and Raven to discuss laundry and the art of it. Are you doing yours correctly? What’s your protocol?  Beth and Brian’s son is asking for a Jeep for graduation. She thinks it’s a ridiculous waste of money, he can’t take it to college with him, and it’ll just sit in the driveway. He says that he’ll use it when he’s home, and part of graduation is getting a rite of passage, and he’s never had his own car, this is it! She says they’ll be paying insurance on a car that’s never getting used. What would you do? Steve has a chance to win $2,200! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!