Turd In Town

On the night I was born (on the night he was born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know I was gonna be the biggest turd in town On the night I was born (on the night he was born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know I was gonna be the biggest turd in town What you talkin’ bout Turd in Town One more time Turd in Townnnnn Every single morning when I wake up and this feeling starts to grow And just because I love myself don’t mean that I don’t love you anymore And just because I love myself don’t make me a dirty filthy whore My brain starts swelling and I feel like yelling let's take it home On the night I was born (on the night he was born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know I was gonna be the biggest turd in town On the night I was born (on the night he was born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know I was gonna be the biggest turd in town What you talkin’ bout Turd in Town One more time Turd in Townnnnn Every single evening when I lay my bucket down and I start to dream Images of goofballs fill my head and heart oh it's quite the scene If you feel the same then shout your name and be the best that you can be My brain starts swelling and I feel like yelling let's take it home On the night we were born (on the night we were born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know we was gonna be the biggest turd in town On the night we were born (on the night we were born) With the stars shining down (with the stars shining down) Don’t you know we was gonna be the biggest turd in town What you talkin’ bout Turd in town Everybody Turd in town One more time Turd in Town We were the biggest Turd In Town credits from Now That's What I Call Goofball Bucket, Vol. 1, released December 8, 2020 Written by Uncle Jesse Recorded at Turbo Snail by Jeff Warnock Mixed and Mastered by Jeff Warnock