Turns Out Buzz McCallister Is An Absolute A-Hole, Paul's Mom's Priceless Cheese Ball Dome, and "Being the Ricardos" Didn't Suck!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Merry Christmas Eve Eve!Paul is 35! Old Fart!We Forgot About Ethiopia!Paul Tries Out His Sex Line Voice!"Christmas Vacation" Is Awesome In Spite of Chevy Chase's Asshole!We Discovered Something New! After 450 Views!The Elderly Are Transcendent!Holy Fuck! A T-Rex Squirrel!Buzz McCallister Is A Scumbag!Dead Wet Bandits!Paul Has a Full On Scruff McGruff Nostalgia Flashback!Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60652!Alarm Force!Oh Yeah...Buzz Is a Cock!Buzz Cuts!Sirs!Devin Ratray - FUTURE TRUE CRIME PODCAST SUBJECT!Dave Spent Time in a Shit Wagon!Windsor Dreams!Dave's Mom's 3-Way!Dave Hasn't Partaken Yet! Or EVER!3 Bottom 3-Ways!Lilly Would Make a Great Muff! Thanks, Paul!Let's Collect Our Stuffed Dead Animals!Family Pot Lucks!Velveeta Can Be Really Gross!This Cheese Ball Will Save The Planet!SO MANY CHEESES!Paul Thinks Ritz is Basic!  HE'S BASIC!Dave Likes Triscuits!Check Out our Instagram for the Glass Dome Pics!Live Before a Studio Audience!Holy Fucking Lisa Whelchel!Ghislaine Maxwell's Birthday Behind Bars!World's Tiniest Violin!Elizabeth Holmes, You Lying Twunt!Jeffy Epstein TOOOOAAAATTTTAAAALLLLLYYYYY Killed Himself!Matthew Camp Only Doll Makes a Reappearance!No More Secrets!Paul's Wank Bank Book!Alex Murdaugh's Cousin Eddie! THE SHITTER'S FULL!Dog Poop Between Your Toes!Library = Anti-Constipation!Send Dave Your Shit!"Being the Ricardos" Was OK, Actually!MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!Episode Links (In Order):Merry Christmas Eve Eve!"Christmas Vacation" Squirrel Scene!"Family Guy" - Gregory Peck's Kids Scene!Buzz McCallister is a Fucking Asshole!Buzz's Girlfriend - Woof!"Scruff McGruff" Ad Circa 1998!"Home Sweet Home Alone" - Amanda the Jedi Review!"Santa & the Elves" - SNL Skit with Ryan Gosling!"So Your Kid Is Masturbating While Your Family Isolates. What Should You Do?"!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!