Turns Out, Mitch McConnell is Still Alive *ASTERISK

Mitch McConnell finally showed back up to work. It only took 3 months. 90 days of paid leave. Far more than any of us would have gotten in a similar situation. We would have been shit-canned quicker than you can say, “Christofascist, geriatric elder abuse.” Which is what we should do to Pedolf Shitler. But no, the MAGA GOP doesn’t give a fuck about its puppets in our government. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. Mitch McConnell should be in an assisted living facility at this stage, not voting on Senate business. I’m honestly surprised he is still alive. Technically. Thank you for giving this one a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. It’s amazing to have like-minded people in my corner. Our fight against fascism will succeed. No matter how many Crypt Keeper-looking politicians are hanging in there, well past their prime. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! If you’d prefer to donate a one-time tip, please consider a contribution toward our small RV fund. We want to get out and meet so many of you where you live. Mrs. Mouthy, Mooch, and I would love that! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe