Turns Out, Trump is Still Alive (Barely)

Dammit, he’s still alive. But hanging by a thread, it seems.I don’t know if y’all caught his press conference. That was something else. Talk about stumbling toward the finish line. With a 45-minute late start, too.I’d hate to be Trump’s makeup and hair team. Talk about a shit job.On today’s podcast episode, I talk about the resurrection of Jabba the Trump. Some thought for sure he was dead. Others felt like it could happen at any moment.It still might. “Are you there, God? It’s me, Mouthy…”Thank you for giving this one a listen. I always appreciate you lending me your ears. And don’t forget to say your prayers tonight, before bedtime. To Jesus? No, the Grim Reaper. 💀🪦If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe