Twentieth (20th) Lesson

1. Have you got any cigarettes? 2. Yes, what kind do you want? 3. Oh, Turkish ones please. - Here you are, sir. 4. Thank you. How much is that? Fifty pence, please. 5. Mother: - My son's a doctor of philosophy. 6. Neighbour: - Oh good. What kind of illness is "philosophy"? 7. A bargain 8. Do you want a carpet, sir? Here are some beautiful carpets. 9. How much is that little one? 10. It is a real Oriental carpet sir. It is magnificent. It costs fifty pounds. 11. Ridiculous! That's much too dear. 12. Well, make me on offer. 13. Fifty pence; and not one penny more. 14. What? Fifty pence for this real Turkish carpet? Well, take is sir, it's yours.